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writ/prod/nice girl. NEW SHOW: Too Close to the Bone 2021 🛳#homecomingfest 👵@twopaleladies🤷‍♀️

London, England
Joined May 2011
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump you know trump means fart in English?
Replying to @Betterhelpers
@Betterhelpers can you book to play badminton at the Crystal Palace site?
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Defamation? More like Defecation Case am I right @amberheard @johnnydepp
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Replying to @SkyUK
@SkyUK the worst customer service experience I’ve ever had, and I’ve been stuck in a hotel lift overnight.
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@Hermesparcels hey, you know when you say “we’ll drop it your neighbours if you’re not in”, did you actually mean “we’ll leave it on the steps outside and let it get nicked” instead?
Get this thread on the best sellers list. “One those reads you just CANT put down” *****
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When did astroturfs make a comeback?
Replying to @TheConranShop
@TheConranShop hi, I’m chasing up an issue with customer services but all the emails are now bouncing? Can someone here contact me?
Join us, joining them
#HomecomingFest at @WhiteBearTheatr is joined by Louisiana, Two Pale Ladies, and Splutter Theatre💜 Your tickets for ‘Too Close To The Bone' on Tue, 10 Nov: bit.ly/homecomingfest #theatre #londontheatre #newwriting
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Covid can go eff itself, but THEATRE IS STILL LIVE'N'KICKING in a really safe way! 2 CLOSE 2 THA BONE🦴🚢🦵 10th NOV, Tix avail whitebeartheatre.co.uk @EncompassOnline @Miss_Beresford #homecomingfest @WhiteBearTheatr
Ticket link for my new LIVE show whitebeartheatre.co.uk/whats… For anyone feeling nervous about attending live theatre all the Health & Safety rules for the Homecoming Festival can be found on @WhiteBearTheatr website.
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Presenting, TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE As featured in the HOMECOMING FESTIVAL courtesy of @EncompassOnline - 10th Nov - White Bear theatre @WhiteBearTheatr - 3pm, 6.30pm, 8pm - 25 pax per show - V Covid safe! (NB - not the official poster)
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We’re doing a show! Like a real one with an audience! “Too Close Too the Bone” or as I like to call it “2👌2 da🦴” with my pals @Miss_Beresford and @bendicat, 10th Nov at Homecoming festival wiv @EncompassOnline & @WhiteBearTheatr 🧡🦴
On hold to @IKEAUK customer services. I thought the Abba soundtrack was a nice touch. That was 43 minutes ago.
Who the hell told my parents about loud speaker?
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This takes such an unexpected turn
‘I don’t wear a mask for the same reason I don’t wear underwear: Things gotta breathe’ — These Floridians warned of satanism, death, and pedophilia over a mask mandate
Replying to @LazySusanFilm
@LazySusanFilm paving the way for the vastly underrepresented male actor types. Proving once and for all, if you want a job doing well, then do it yourself. Particularly if the job is ‘playing a woman’ and you are in fact a man.
It’s like the blind driving their wife to a national attraction