There’s two of us. And we can read so please stop saying that we can't! (She/Her x2)
London, England
Joined January 2017
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"Morning campers and welcome aboard"
🎟Tickets
whitebeartheatre.co.uk/whats…
BOOK your tickets to the world premiere of TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE @WhiteBearTheatr now!
A darkly comic off-kilter foray aboard an 80s cruise liner & the cursed waters she rides.What could possibly go wrong..
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@Hermesparcels hi Hermes.
I asked for this parcel to be redirected as this is the wrong address, and you said yes it will be redelivered but then you delivered it here anyway and now it is ‘missing’ as this is not my house.
Who wants to learn HOW TO COOK?
(Also avail for freelance poster design. Just finished my graphics course I took on Zoom. Teach said I was Good!!!! 🤓 nerd I know)
@dhlexpressuk hey, where is this parcel? It’s strange because I don’t live anywhere near a gate or a fence
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Woweee
Tickets on sale for Homecoming: A New Theatre Festival @WhiteBearTheatr! Ft. @we_louisiana @SplutterTheatre @Miss_Beresford @bendicat @ClemencyTate @M_MorphTheatre @wearetramp - mailchi.mp/2da158179f7b/tick… #theatre #HomecomingFest
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Wayoh wayoh legends
We’re doing a show! Like a real one with an audience!
“Too Close Too the Bone” or as I like to call it “2👌2 da🦴” with my pals @Miss_Beresford and @bendicat, 10th Nov at Homecoming festival wiv @EncompassOnline & @WhiteBearTheatr 🧡🦴
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Applying for a job that pays £12.80 per annum and one of the questions is “what does success mean to you. Answer with an image”
ALT A photoshopped image of clemency Thorburn on the poster for an old French and Saunders show. The text reads Thorburn and French and Saunders.
Always new sanitary pads contain over “1000 micro cushions”.
What the effing hell is a micro cushion and why does it need so many?
Absolutely loved the new @lazysusan sketch “well that cunning monkey Surrell found it for £70” cracks me up everytime. MUST Watch!! youtu.be/FuuPSzvrj7w
