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Phenomenal | Small girl, big God | Baby girl

Joined October 2017
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I’d have gotten 20k had I got through to hot fm 😭
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I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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Never looking down on people who miss flights ever again 😅
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M’simbi Uweme retweeted
I receive by faith. It’s happening for me before the end of this month 🙏🥺
It’s raining employment offers 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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oh wow okay natasha romanoff.
China police are on another level man
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Getting to another city before 8am is my new favourite thing 🤭
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M’simbi Uweme retweeted
Replying to @sagespells
Being able to sit in silence with them for hours and still feel completely comfortable
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Replying to @sagespells
Adopting their vocabulary.
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J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h. L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle. Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :
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I am. It is. ❤️
But beyond all the achievements, I pray that you are okay. That you are happy, safe, loved, held and surrounded by people who pour into you as much as you pour into everyone else. I pray that life is gentle with you.
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Just saw the fattest rat ever at vasilis 😭
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Men are so embarrassing
Summary of how Audrey Cyril’s fiancé is getting called out by over 7 women - Audrey Cyril is a Christian TikTok content creator with over 600k followers, and for a while, she has made it known that she’s in a relationship. - She has created content about her relationship while keeping her man private and lowkey. At some point, she said she was keeping her virginity for him. - Mr Presh revealed in his proposal video that he had just texted Audrey, and she immediately responded to him after they lost contact 10 years ago. - The proposal happened in July, and wedding preparations have started. However, a lady named Oma said she’s healed and ready to tell her story. - Oma revealed that she had been talking to Mr Presh for a while. They had staycations together and were still in contact until January, only for her to later discover that he had been in a relationship with Audrey for two years and had proposed to her. - Oma said she made food for him whenever he visited and thought they were cool, not knowing that he was in another relationship elsewhere. - Immediately after Oma spoke up, over six women started calling him out. One lady said he took her on dates several times, told her he was single, had movie nights with her and love-b0mbed her, only for her to find out that he had recently gotten engaged. She also claimed he deactivated his WhatsApp afterward. - Ladies are now posting videos of themselves in his house and car, comparing their experiences and claiming they had been with the same man and he’s a serial che@t - Another lady revealed that they had known each other for three years. She said he even sent her money and claimed that they still met a few weeks after he proposed to his fiancée. - Right now, more women are coming out to share their experiences with him, but Audrey and Mr Presh are yet to say anything. What are your thoughts?
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As you carry your bag today, don’t forget to carry some shame.
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M’simbi Uweme retweeted
For those of you who didn't get the opportunity to kiss yesterday worry not, I kissed for the whole Lusaka 🥹
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“You look happier” is such a great compliment ❤️
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I knew it!
Yes. And conversely, the better a man treats you, the finer he becomes
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Skincare for skin that doesn’t care 😅
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“Out of all the things I want in this world, I really want you the most” Ooouuuuufffffff
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161/226 Consolidated Results (Presidential Election) Hakainde Hichilema (UPND) - 2,057,986 Brian Mundubile (NRPUP) - 1,190,920 Harry Kalaba (CF) - 13,394 Kelvin Fube Bwalya (ZMP) - 12,120 Fred M’membe (SP) - 8,022 Given Katuta (IND) - 4,984 Given Chansa (MEE) - 4,719 Brian Mushimba (OPP) - 3,760 Richard Silumbe (LM) - 2,338 Ackim Njobvu (DU) - 1,926 Howard Kunda (ZAWAPA) - 1,903 Richwell Siamunene (NFP) - 1,344 Daniel Pule (CDP) - 893 Registered voters - 5,874,765 Valid votes - 3,304,309 Rejected votes - 89,789 Total votes cast - 3,394,098 Voter turnout - 57.77%
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