Cute girl just winked and smiled at me while I was at Dunkin Donuts and I just shut down and didn't do anything, wtf is wrong with me. Being a hermit really fucked my social skills up dawg
I woke up to find my mom dead in her room. She had been sick with stage 4 lung carcinoma and she passed during the early morning hours. After me and my sister cried our eyes out on her bed, we eventually called EMTs and a coroner and for some reason there were like 14 of them all coming into the house to roll my mom out in a gurney. They accidentally rolled over my cat's paw and she went apeshit and attacked 2 of them. Later I could laugh about it and think how fucked up it would be if they accidentally tipped my mom over all because of my pissed off cat
Had to stop myself today and laugh cuz I said "I'll edge, you blow" to one of my coworkers. Why does landscaping sound so pervy LMAO
Man I comment my condolences on ONE post about someone's cat dying and my entire timeline every couple posts is someone else's cat dying. PLEASE STOP???
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TO ALL FVCKN AVOIDANTS: stop calling someone “too much” just because they finally react after months of your bullsh*t. you don’t get to keep someone confused, give them mixed signals, and then act offended when they finally stand up for themselves.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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“Squirrel logic: if it fits in my cheeks, it’s mine. If it doesn’t fit, I’ll make it fit. If someone is watching… still mine.”🐿️🥜🤪🤣🤣
