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man-made god. retweeted
I was depressed in England, so I flew to Nigeria for 2 weeks, Lmao, since then my legs never enter Lagos again 🤣🤣🤣
No matter how sad my life is here in the Uk, I will never wish to go back to Nigeria.
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This really hurts to watch. Looking at Lauretta before cancer and seeing her now… you can’t tell me cancer doesn’t change a person’s life. I just want my sister back. 🥹🥹🤲🏾 Please let’s help Lauretta get her life back. Donation link in my bio Direct transfer 0247265533 GTB: Duke, Margaret Your support will go a long way for Lauretta.
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I’m asking from the bottom of my heart, please help us get her through these sessions. No donation is too small, and every share can help us reach someone who can make a difference. Please don’t give up on my sister. 🤲🏾🤲🏾
This really hurts to watch. Looking at Lauretta before cancer and seeing her now… you can’t tell me cancer doesn’t change a person’s life. I just want my sister back. 🥹🥹🤲🏾 Please let’s help Lauretta get her life back. Donation link in my bio Direct transfer 0247265533 GTB: Duke, Margaret Your support will go a long way for Lauretta.
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man-made god. retweeted
VideoLAN services are back after numerous upgrades, after all the PHP, Gitlab, Kernel and other huge security issues of the week. Today is sysadmin appreciation day :) (Reminder: people maintaining our infra are volunteers, like all of us)
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man-made god. retweeted
Lmaooo Nigerian men? One of wun. The ironic paradox never fails to amaze me. On one hand they pedestalize women & sex, they’ll do everything under the sun for a slice of vagina, on the other hand, they’re alpha males wey “no send woman”. I never see this kyn thing before.
Continue enjoying your format. He gt reason why some people dy build house and na you dy go use am chop girls
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man-made god. retweeted
Dictators will always insist that you follow the proper channels to remove them from power because they know they have captured those very channels. They are confident the system will protect them, not the people.
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man-made god. retweeted
You people still do not understand that, for some of us, the decision to leave Nigeria was never primarily about money. I am honestly tired of seeing this same comparison every three market days. It was not money that drove my decision, sis. There are other things I wanted out of life that cannot be reduced to a monthly salary.
Would you rather earn £3,000 monthly in the UK or ₦3 million monthly in Nigeria?
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man-made god. retweeted
There’s zero correlation between Manchester United and the two frames below btw “Football won” while you sit 12th in your league smh
“Football won” Oct 25 Oct 26
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man-made god. retweeted
Man’s turning 42 in a couple of months & can barely move these days lol I wager that goal 1000 will come in Feb/March
Ronaldo no be this one goal per game you dey score be the agreement o. Where our brace and hat-trick?? But no wahala, 18 to go! 🐐
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man-made god. retweeted
It used to be 150 naira. A plate of Fish was around 400 per plate. There even used to be a beer for 100 naira, Salzenbrau. All these before the agents of doom, APC gained power.
There was a time I was buying Trophy beer for N200. APC has destroyed Nigeria completely 😭😭😭😭
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MATCHDAY IS HERE. 🔒⚡️ 90 minutes in Algiers to lock down our spot in the CAF Champions League Group Stage! 🦅🔴⚪️ 🆚 @MCAlgiers ⏰ 8:00 PM (WAT) 📍 Ali La Pointe Stadium 🏆 #CAFCL #UpRangers #NeverSayDie #MCARAN
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man-made god. retweeted
They brought classism into power supply, Band A, Band B, Band C and Bandits. Should all Nigerians not have equal access to stable electricity? Should it not be the case of how much you can afford per time knowing that it is available anytime you need it?
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man-made god. retweeted
Please don’t give up on Lauretta. Every donation and repost counts. Donation link in my bio Direct transfer 0247265533 GTB: Duke, Margaret
Watching someone you love fight cancer is one of the most painful experience 😪😪. My sister is only 22years and is battling Hodgkin’s lymphoma, a type of blood cancer She has started chemotherapy and we’re doing everything we can, but the cost of treatment is overwhelming for
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Day 161 of begging @DONJAZZY to show love to my mum. Please help me with some finance to take care of her. She has stroke pls 😭😭 Help us fight to gain her life back. Nothing is too small, and anything you give will go a long way for us. I have sent you multiple messages, plzz
Day 160 of begging @DONJAZZY to show love to my mum. Please help me with some finance to take care of her. She has stroke pls 😭😭 Help us fight to gain her life back. Nothing is too small, and anything you give will go a long way for us. I have sent you multiple messages, plzz
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ACROSS DELTA STATE, WE ARE LISTENING TO OUR PEOPLE AS THEY SHARE THEIR DAILY STRUGGLES AND FRUSTRATIONS! From Agbarho to Elume and Orerokpe, we are engaging directly with the people, listening to their concerns, answering their questions, and discussing the future of our state. Beyond campaigning, we are also sharing information with residents about their rights, the opportunities they should have access to, and what they should expect from a government entrusted with public resources. Everywhere we go, we hear similar concerns about unemployment, the rising cost of living, poor infrastructure, and the lack of basic amenities. It is troubling to hear these struggles in a state blessed with so much wealth and potential. Our people are not asking for too much. They simply want a decent living, opportunities for their children, and a government that puts their welfare first. We will continue visiting our communities, listening, engaging, and reminding our people that good governance is not a privilege but something every citizen has the right to expect. Deacon Chris Iyovwaye (DCI) NDC Delta State Governorship Candidate, 2027 #DCI2027 #DeltaState #ResetDelta #DeltaIsOK #NigeriaIsOK
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Did you know that in 2021, the ICIR found that Lagos Agberos extort over ₦120B annually ($300M at the time) from drivers? The NURTW functions essentially as a state-backed, private terror cartel. In 2021, this syndicate out-earned 34 out of 36 Nigerian states—dwarfing entire state budgets and clearing nearly 30% of the IGR of the almighty Lagos State. And they keep almost all of it. Only a tiny, unofficial sliver goes to local governments through the LGAs to keep them pliant. Long before Tompolo landed his juicy pipeline surveillance contracts, Tinubu had willed Lagosians, public motorists, and their hard-earned money over to this private army. Today, that army has evolved into an untouchable corporate shadow government. They don't build schools, they don't fix the roads, and they don't provide welfare. They just extort everyday Nigerians by day, and serve as political enforcers to intimidate voters by on election nights.
The money being collected everyday, by NURTW, where is the money going to, and what is the money used for? Bus drivers get beaten by agbero, they pay Morning, Afternoon and Night levies every day. The drivers does not benefit or get anything in return. Lagos need AUDITING 😫
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man-made god. retweeted
Replying to @LErmitepasnet88
Dit un pro-palestinien mdr
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man-made god. retweeted
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Political drama in Delta State as an NDC campaign venue was blocked with piles of sand by suspected APC members. However, NDC members mobilized shovels to evacuate the sand and used it to fill the entire place to continue their campaign. Delta NDC is on 🔥✌️
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man-made god. retweeted
You might think I'm weird, but I've ever regretted leaving that country. I don't miss it now and I've never missed it since I left. Mine is even worse because I don't see myself visiting anytime soon. You don't know how happy I am to have escaped that country.
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man-made god. retweeted
No matter how sad my life is here in the Uk, I will never wish to go back to Nigeria.
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