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A very cold Dubwool [ TEMP PIN ]

... No it's not a wool brain. And no you can not take my wool for a coat. Consent is important for shearing sheep wool

You. You might be a life saver miss. I will be very very close. I am soft it should be fine.

Do not argue against me. I am too stupid to know I am wrong

Doesn't matter. Poor Dubwool get sheared every year to make Carpets as bouncy as trampolines.

Please provide some warmth I am a rather cold Sheep ma'am. I am freezing even in Summer weather ma'am

What do the young wooloos say? Oh That's a skill issue is it not ?

I need you

... Hey don't blame me. I am bundled up, learn how to style your hair

No I am lying its carpets as bouncy as trampolines but I want to be dramatic

... Yes because I am cold. I am always cold And My wool wasn't even removed. Now imagine a poor stupid dubwool who just accepts and then goes cold. How cruel you are.

Our wool is remarkably bouncy and Trampolines are often made with our wool. Bet you feel bad now. I am lying. It's used for carpets that are as bouncy as a trampoline. But what matters is the wool being used from poor cold Dubwools

Whenever you jump on a trampoline. Remember that a poor Dubwool was stripped of it's fur for you

When she bounces on it hard style because you are literally as bouncy as a trampoline

Let's not dwell on my ramming. And it does. I am still freezing. It's cold You made me warm up but it's still very cold.