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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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In honour of my Cody Durden pick this weekend I made an edit 🔥🔥🔥
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We need to have a dialogue about how unethically Lon did poor Temirov 😢I've seen axe murders less vicious
Ripp temurlan omg 🫣
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Absolutely correct; hopefully this becomes the standard moving forward.
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Another god awful take, please delete your account expeditiously
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rango may you please adopt me?
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This is why we follow you 🎯
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Islam Makhachev if Dan Miragliotta reffed all of his fights #UFCVegas123
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I thought it was silly at first but the stand up from Miragliotta was good tbh. Don't think a precedent should be set that just maintaining a body triangle for 5 mins wins a round, it is a fight after all. Moicano got the back like 4 times and did no damage + had 0 sub attempts.
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You have a lot of enemies I'd look out it could be poisoned💯👀
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Wow. New low even for you.
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Higher concentration of acid in those pizzas than nutrients. By Monday you will be in a coma.
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You definitely took this out of the dumpster kid
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Renato Moicano is bereft of technical mastery in both the striking and grappling arts. Should Tom big train Nolan be defeated, or even encounter adversity in this sanctioned contest, I will permanently delete my account. #UFCVegas123
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Was supposed to be a day of reckoning and this bum gets free pizza.
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I got jealous of @PicosBarber and @HerronNoon so I ordered a pizza and they gave me a free one 🤯🤯 Rango is known and respected worldwide, it’s a great feeling. Supper tonight and breakfast on Tuesday and Wednesday is sorted ✅
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R A N D Y B R O W N 🥶🥶🩸 - No chin -No TD getups - No low kick defence - No BBWs to take back to Jamaica - KO'd and subbed JDM, took Jacobe the distance
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This is so boring dude
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Oh shit DC just called Randy Brown kid! He’s gonna throw a tantrum on twitter and make a youtube channel now like Reyes! @DomReyes
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Jacobe Smith cannot box or wrestle. He is about to look utterly clueless at the hands of Randy Brown. Brown. KO. Flatline. Round 1. #UFCVegas123
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