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Slumped Cold Rango

@ColdedRango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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In honour of my Cody Durden pick this weekend I made an edit πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Islam Makhachev if Dan Miragliotta reffed all of his fights #UFCVegas123
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I thought it was silly at first but the stand up from Miragliotta was good tbh. Don't think a precedent should be set that just maintaining a body triangle for 5 mins wins a round, it is a fight after all. Moicano got the back like 4 times and did no damage + had 0 sub attempts.
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Replying to @ColdedRango @PicosBarber @HerronNoon
You have a lot of enemies I'd look out it could be poisonedπŸ’―πŸ‘€
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Replying to @ColdedRango @HerronNoon @PicosBarber
Wow. New low even for you.
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Replying to @ColdedRango @PicosBarber @HerronNoon
Higher concentration of acid in those pizzas than nutrients. By Monday you will be in a coma.
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Replying to @ColdedRango @PicosBarber @HerronNoon
You definitely took this out of the dumpster kid
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Renato Moicano is bereft of technical mastery in both the striking and grappling arts. Should Tom big train Nolan be defeated, or even encounter adversity in this sanctioned contest, I will permanently delete my account. #UFCVegas123
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Replying to @ColdedRango @PicosBarber
Was supposed to be a day of reckoning and this bum gets free pizza.
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@ColdedRango
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I got jealous of @PicosBarber and @HerronNoon so I ordered a pizza and they gave me a free one 🀯🀯 Rango is known and respected worldwide, it’s a great feeling. Supper tonight and breakfast on Tuesday and Wednesday is sorted βœ…
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R A N D Y B R O W N πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ©Έ - No chin -No TD getups - No low kick defence - No BBWs to take back to Jamaica - KO'd and subbed JDM, took Jacobe the distance
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This is so boring dude
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Oh shit DC just called Randy Brown kid! He’s gonna throw a tantrum on twitter and make a youtube channel now like Reyes! @DomReyes
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Jacobe Smith cannot box or wrestle. He is about to look utterly clueless at the hands of Randy Brown. Brown. KO. Flatline. Round 1. #UFCVegas123
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I pizza-mog you bro. Looks like you pulled that out of a trash can to be honest.
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Replying to @PauI_ZK
I got jumped by a gang of vegans and they took it all.
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Replying to @HerronNoon @TheJGMMA
Just shot strings all in my knickers.
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Ouuuuu shiiiiiiit
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Replying to @ColdedRango @DomReyes
@DomReyes I am a big fan of you but it is my dying wish to know how it feels to be utterly ICED πŸ₯Ά ⛄️ ❄️ in hand to hand combat via strikes that rattle your brain against your skull walls, switching your power button off and sending you to a temporary state of unconsciousness
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