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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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@NHSuk I need this man committed to a mental asylum by tomorrow, he can not be allowed to roam the streets of London
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Thinking about how @ColdedRango is technically a furry, who's fursona is a cartoon lizard from a childrens movie
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Replying to @HerronNoon
Noon, you and Rango’s arc has been incredible to witness. From him looking to you as a mentor, to your rivalry, to the mutual respect earned towards the end, it got me reflecting about myself and society as a whole. Thoughts and prayers to you during this time
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Rango has gone senile and schizo posting again 😢 😢 Need to put down my looney friend for good.
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Replying to @ColdedRango
@PatSabatini_mma Your head would make a good basketball you bum
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Scumbag is always talking about wanting money but gives up whenever he faces a challenge.
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You’re so smart Rango. Legit the only sane person left
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Replying to @ColdedRango
@ColdedRango Your days are numbered pal
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Big Country's Halloween Diet 😂💀 Everybody keeps telling me to lose weight… Well, here you go! I'm officially down to the bones and sandals! 😂 Happy Halloween!
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Replying to @ColdedRango
How Rango felt being introduced to D I R E C T M E S S A G E S N O O N ☠️
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Rango hasn’t lost a single follower 💔
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Replying to @ColdedRango
You can be a rapist or a liar so pick one “Rango”
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Just thought about if Me and Rango never DM’d.
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Watch ur fuckin mouth when you adress rango 🤡🤡🤡
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😢😢😢Wrote an essay for “LAMO” my dear friend is going loco and losing his marbles. He is pulling out hairs and downing liquor.
I respect LAMO and understand we will never see eye to eye on this sport so I will resort to a plea. Mr MO how much of a weekly UFC card do you actually watch? From tweets I've seen I believe you do not watch the majority, I may be a belligerent just bleed casual but I do watch it all and much more live across multiple combat sports each week. Under your ultimate fairness sporting view it would be a more serious and competitive sport but also incredibly dull to watch each week (even more so than now somehow) It is a curse to be obsessed with a sport this crude and see the purity in the technique and transition like you do, but as someone who is also watching for entertainment, I want to see something more enthralling than tiddlywinks or croquet. Love ya bud agree to disagree 💚
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We fucked Rapestinky up badly on the feet kid, we swamp-struck our way into a clean 29-28 against an elite counter puncher kid.
Replying to @DinoSaurack
ofc the crotchsniff ballsniff jockstrapsniff appalachian tommy mcmillen nuthug glazer amateur wrestler enthusiast says that because Tommy CROTCHSNIFFED to win vs Rahiki in R3. aren't you ashamed? @Erntastedfresh tommy gun scum
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I will never delete Twitter
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Replying to @ColdedRango
Absolutely correct; hopefully this becomes the standard moving forward.
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