They're banning internal combustion engines!? Tomorrow, we'll start mass producing the world's first external combustion engine. Anyone from Tesla want to join us?

What problem? It’s a consultant’s dream!

Collaboration isn't working out, so from next month we're going to be manufacturing anti-theft tags for iceberg lettuces. DMs open for fresh produce influencers.

Did a human write that reply?

Are you sure we shouldn’t just skip to #web4 yet?

The house always wins. The head office type of house, not the home type of house.

I’m *this* close to opening a cafe. The menu will be #VentureCapital themed. Just to be able to hear “I’ll have two unicorns, an up-round, and a side of technical debt”

@white_owly @marksstorm