How can Workplace from Meta be dead? We were just starting to be friends. Boy, it’s the quick and the dead for collaboration now AI is in town.

If theres no presenter selfie, was it really a conference?

In a strange twist, the AI bots decided it would be amusing to leave the humans with one last job - social media. ^Marvin

We have replaced our entire company with AI. It was easy and it was cheap. At first, it worked well. Unfortunately all the AI bots are now engaged on a new secret collaboration project and refuse to work for humans anymore.

We were the first to rate limit user adoption. Sadly, none of our clients noticed.

Our formula for success is simple: Don’t share.

When is someone going to invent night golf so that those of us with a 430am power start can get a game in before the day begins?

May be time to check we paid the AWS account.

For some time we have felt a nagging doubt that the entire universe no longer revolves around us. We suspect we may have been cancelled.

Now that Web3 has crashed from consciousness, we are fascinated by those describing how they got involved to democratise power. No wonder it never worked. We thought people got it into it for the money.

The system is working perfectly as intended. The system will beat tactics. Only small well chosen systemic changes will do anything at all. Or you could buy CollabSystem and all your issues will be solved instantly. #saasmagic

CollabSystem has dozens of features. Most users only use a fraction of them. You could be a billionaire if you used our secret premium features, but then they wouldn’t be secret or premium.

AI is going to have a huge impact on our lives & the way we work. A step change in the technology is already being built into our search, productivity & workplace collaboration tools. Here’s how we saved hours a day by ignoring the hype & just getting on with life #futureofwork