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Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
Speaking of bloated, your ERA called
Replying to @kenbone18
You better lay off the butter chicken, Ken. You’re looking pretty bloated in your profile picture.
Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
Giving someone you only kind of know a hand decorated and assembled CD of songs that remind you of them. The level of effort and implied intimacy there seems like it would be incredibly forward by people's standards today.
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They saw influencer videos consisting of baking pies and cuddling cute babies when the reality was a life of cleaning the shit stuck to the toilet bowl while a bitter whiny manchild yells at you from his gaming chair for not putting out
Tradwives are fleeing the movement: ‘I can’t undo my past – but I can warn other women’ — In recent years, some of the most vocal tradwives have left their husbands, renounced their religious faith and promoted financial independence. What is behind this sudden and seismic shift?
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
the x files is such a comfort show to me even though there is nothing comfortable happening to anyone ever in any episode of the x files
Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
Eat shit, Aldous.
Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three of sexual assault. thedailybeast.com/conservati…
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The GOAT!
The Boston Red Sox hire Shelley Duncan, the son of famed pitching coach Dave Duncan, to their major-league staff, per @ChrisCotillo, @Sean_McAdam
Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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Ohio Democrat Brian Poindexter has defeated Republican Rep. Max Miller, NBC News projects, months after the congressman’s ex-wife accused him of domestic abuse — allegations he denied but became the centerpiece of the campaign. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Marx wanted the proletariat to lead the revolution. America made them wealthy, so the Marxists switched to identity politics and weaponized African Americans, women, gays, and immigrants. But the pure-oppression narrative was unsustainable.
Now Muslims have become the new proletariat, the new Black people, the new gays, the new women, and the new immigrants, all combined.
And this time, nothing America can offer this group can change them, and their religiously mandated narrative will hold.
The communists have found their revolutionary class, but they don’t realize that they will be the first to be hanged.
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Collin Jones 🌹 retweeted
If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay




























