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Akron, OH
Joined February 2009
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Speaking of bloated, your ERA called
Replying to @kenbone18
You better lay off the butter chicken, Ken. You’re looking pretty bloated in your profile picture.
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How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets
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Jim Harbaugh and Ryan Day meeting in the unemployment office on Tuesday morning
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Giving someone you only kind of know a hand decorated and assembled CD of songs that remind you of them. The level of effort and implied intimacy there seems like it would be incredibly forward by people's standards today.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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They saw influencer videos consisting of baking pies and cuddling cute babies when the reality was a life of cleaning the shit stuck to the toilet bowl while a bitter whiny manchild yells at you from his gaming chair for not putting out
Tradwives are fleeing the movement: ‘I can’t undo my past – but I can warn other women’ — In recent years, some of the most vocal tradwives have left their husbands, renounced their religious faith and promoted financial independence. What is behind this sudden and seismic shift? theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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the x files is such a comfort show to me even though there is nothing comfortable happening to anyone ever in any episode of the x files
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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The GOAT!
The Boston Red Sox hire Shelley Duncan, the son of famed pitching coach Dave Duncan, to their major-league staff, per @ChrisCotillo, @Sean_McAdam
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The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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TODAY FUCKING RULES
Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been placed in concussion protocol.
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Good morning from the glorious People’s Republic of Ohio!
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SEND HIM TO THE PHANTOM ZONE
We’re inventing a new kind of prison to put you in
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Ohio Democrat Brian Poindexter has defeated Republican Rep. Max Miller, NBC News projects, months after the congressman’s ex-wife accused him of domestic abuse — allegations he denied but became the centerpiece of the campaign. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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Marx wanted the proletariat to lead the revolution. America made them wealthy, so the Marxists switched to identity politics and weaponized African Americans, women, gays, and immigrants. But the pure-oppression narrative was unsustainable. Now Muslims have become the new proletariat, the new Black people, the new gays, the new women, and the new immigrants, all combined. And this time, nothing America can offer this group can change them, and their religiously mandated narrative will hold. The communists have found their revolutionary class, but they don’t realize that they will be the first to be hanged.
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TAKE THAT OFF, GET OUT OF MY ARENA AND MY STATE
Date night in Cleveland. Let’s go Cavs…all the way back!
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Texas and Ohio tonight
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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WOKE IS BACK
AMY ACTON, DEMOCRAT, WINS OHIO GOVERNOR RACE — PROJECTION
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