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Akron, OH
Joined February 2009
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Speaking of bloated, your ERA called
Replying to @kenbone18
You better lay off the butter chicken, Ken. You’re looking pretty bloated in your profile picture.
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How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets
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Giving someone you only kind of know a hand decorated and assembled CD of songs that remind you of them. The level of effort and implied intimacy there seems like it would be incredibly forward by people's standards today.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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They saw influencer videos consisting of baking pies and cuddling cute babies when the reality was a life of cleaning the shit stuck to the toilet bowl while a bitter whiny manchild yells at you from his gaming chair for not putting out
Tradwives are fleeing the movement: ‘I can’t undo my past – but I can warn other women’ — In recent years, some of the most vocal tradwives have left their husbands, renounced their religious faith and promoted financial independence. What is behind this sudden and seismic shift? theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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the x files is such a comfort show to me even though there is nothing comfortable happening to anyone ever in any episode of the x files
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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The millennial reign of terror starts now.
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Ohio Democrat Brian Poindexter has defeated Republican Rep. Max Miller, NBC News projects, months after the congressman’s ex-wife accused him of domestic abuse — allegations he denied but became the centerpiece of the campaign. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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TAKE THAT OFF, GET OUT OF MY ARENA AND MY STATE
Date night in Cleveland. Let’s go Cavs…all the way back!
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Texas and Ohio tonight
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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Please catapult me off this planet
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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If you're wondering how the Brewers championship celebration is going, we have reached the "Daniel Vogelbach drunkenly sings Stacy's Mom" portion of the event.
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If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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Vivek fúckin' sucks, T.
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THE LEFT HAS WON BASEBALL IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE LFG
Trump on the World Series and a possible baseball lockout: "Nobody cares"
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one-sided love makes you want to kill yourself
i wanna experience one sided love so bad, the peak yearning, the little efforts, the tiniest interactions making your day…slow burn love stories just hit different, one small moment at a time it sounds so beautiful 🤍
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It’s time to take back America. In 2016, six days after the Cubs beat Cleveland in the World Series, Trump was elected. Many speculate the Cubs win cursed the USA. On the 10 year anniversary a Cleveland World Series could restore order. This is bigger than baseball. Go guards.
Maybe this is the rain delay that reverses the 2016 curse.
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