Starting again since my previous profile was hijacked.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2026
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Mandy Collins retweeted
Guys have we tried telling the Islamophobes that water is halaal? See if they stop drinking it for a while?
Well, I mean, consequences of any sort would be a good start...
Madlanga calls for corruption to carry a higher price
mg.co.za/partner-content/202…
This picture is so cute. 😂
On behalf of the government and the people of South Africa I congratulate my dear brother and friend, President @LulaOficial and the people of Brazil.
This victory will echo beyond the shores of Brazil. It is a victory for the global south and progressive forces throughout the world.
We affirm our commitment to continue strengthening bilateral relations between our two countries and working closely together in all multilateral fora to forge a just and better world order underpinned by solidarity and adherence to international law.
Bring it on. We are ready for a change. And I'm tired of these old thieves. We need new blood.
Young people deserve to see themselves in leadership because the future being shaped today belongs to them, too. At RISE Mzansi, creating space for young leaders is a priority, reflected in our 37-year-old mayoral candidate, @LukhonaMnguni, who represents a generation ready to take responsibility for the future they want to build.
#RISEMzansi #LGE2026 #WeNeedNewLeaders @SABCNews @PalesaMokholo
Nine days till elections and @JHBWater are covering themselves in glory. Water has gone in Greenside again, and I gather it's pretty widespread.
I'm having two breakfasts today, and the first is at the Westcliff. I mean, could be worse, right? 😂
What fresh hell is this @PicknPay? At least give us an option to kill this ad. It makes using your app a complete pain in the ass and I do not want to see it on every item I search for. It's like you try to annoy us out of shopping.
I would like to go for Option 5: ageing infrastructure that has not been maintained due to our municipality and utilities' not doing their jobs.
#JoburgUpdates
Think like a Water Detective!
How many can you spot — 1, 2, 3 or 4?
Drop your answer below!
#WaterDetectiveChallenge #KnowYourWater #JoziWaterChallenge
I can't tell if it's real, or if it's the algorithms feeding me my biases, but I have a sense that so many women are just done. Done with all the bullshit we have put up with for so long. You know?
Please take a moment to appreciate that there are people in the world who don't have a LinkedIn profile or feel they have to show up there. That's what I call living your best life.
In today's response to "AI can write faster and better than a human," I humbly submit this, which I wrote today. Please note the time stamps. #HumanMade
@BronyW I was going to post this on LinkedIn, but Tamsin says it's too risqué. Sniff.