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Colonel Tim has been delighting people for centuries and will continue to entertain until the end of days

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Joined September 2012
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Trump‘s reflecting pool man. Has a strong “One of the first guys on the Lufthansa crew to get whacked by Jimmy” vibe.
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Why would you want to make it legal to blind veterans?!
Meta and UFC president Dana White have announced a program to provide free AI-powered smart glasses to legally blind U.S. veterans
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The longer he’s gone the more I miss Norm Macdonald. Enjoy his famous moth joke.
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Italy becomes the first country to grant paid leave so that workers can stay home and care for their sick or injured pet.
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