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Colonel Tim Montoya

@ColonelTimmy

Colonel Tim has been delighting people for centuries and will continue to entertain until the end of days

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Joined September 2012
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Frank Conniff@FrankConniffJun 19
Trump‘s reflecting pool man. Has a strong “One of the first guys on the Lufthansa crew to get whacked by Jimmy” vibe.
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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalistMar 30
The longer he’s gone the more I miss Norm Macdonald. Enjoy his famous moth joke.
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemesMar 25
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Paper Parrot
@paperparrot_Mar 24
Italy becomes the first country to grant paid leave so that workers can stay home and care for their sick or injured pet.
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@joshcarlosjosh23 Oct 2025
yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his gifts of rings to elves, dwarves, and men. was not aware he forged in secret a master ring to control all others.
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Mindset Machine
@mindsetmachine10 Oct 2025
Not everything deserves your energy…
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joe 🇱🇧@hackermanjoe1 Oct 2025
happy october!
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AdequateEmily@AdequateEmily26 Jul 2025
It’s really funny to me that my most anticipated movie of the year is coming from this guy.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15 Jul 2025
‘SUPERMAN’ has led to a 513% increase in Google searches for “adopt a dog near me” (Source: thewrap.com/superman-2025-do…)
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Brenda Kate@BrendaKate26 Apr 2025
#shameonAmazon #shameonKDP I'm a self published author through Amazon/KDP busting my butt to advertise my book about child abuse. I offered many non-profits a 50% donation of the sales of my book through their websites. Amazon/KDP won't help by adding a tracking code.
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Brenda Kate@BrendaKate26 Apr 2025
Amazon/KDP is robbing these non-profits of hundreds of thousands of dollars by not doing a simple thing - adding a tracking code to the URL of my book so that I can track how many books I sell from each website. #Amazonisrobbingnonprofits #KDPisrobbingnonprofits
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Brenda Kate@BrendaKate7 Mar 2025
Review of Ironing Out My Life, Reviewed by C.R. Hurst readersfavorite.com/book-rev…
Book review of Ironing Out My Life

Book review of Ironing Out My Life

Ironing Out My Life: Child Abuse and How It Affected Everything Thereafter is a difficult book to read and I mean that in the best possible way. In it, Kate Russell shares harrowing stories of her...

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ryan rosenberg@chosenberg28 Jan 2025
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Brenda Kate@BrendaKate11 Dec 2024
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Kate Russell's third book is now available

Kate Russell's third book is now available

"Ironing Out My Life: Child Abuse and How it Affected Everything Thereafter" is now available in Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Ironing-Out-Life-Everything-Dysfunctional-ebook/dp/B0DPM92KW9/ref=tmm...

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evil@EVILSCRE4M5 Dec 2024
my #1 song of 2024
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Brenda Kate@BrendaKate21 Oct 2024
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The last run through

The last run through

I have just begun my 6th (7th?) edit of "Ironing Out My Life: Child Abuse and How it Affected Everything Thereafter," and it feels like my last run through before I publish. I am so excited that I...

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internet hall of fame
@InternetH0F9 Oct 2024
“You’re supposed to be applying for jobs today” real
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internet hall of fame
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clippedybangbang@bangbangclips8 Sep 2024
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm7 Sep 2024
Andrew Garfield on the viral horse from ‘WE LIVE IN TIME’ “I haven’t heard from him since our shoot day, I pray he makes an appearance because without him… no one would be aware of this film if it wasn’t for that fucking horse” (Source: @etalkctv)
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