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Kent
Joined April 2009
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
This is on brand for Max tbh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ ♻️ sincz
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
Corporate loves everything urgent until it’s time for someone higher up to approve it. Then suddenly, everyone needs 3-5 business days.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
the fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. we’re not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. you don’t need to circle back for a response an hour later. NOBODY IS DYING
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Most pointless skill ever
OTD: Antony does a few spins then puts the ball out of play - 2022
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Good decision. Elite manager
🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea. Training is taking place as usual. #MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
🚨8️⃣ Zero wins in the last 8 games for Manchester United.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
🚨 π—₯π—˜π— π—œπ—‘π——π—˜π—₯: This is all being filmed for the greatest Amazon documentary of all time. 🍿🍿 β–ͺ️ Week 1: Lost to Hull City. β–ͺ️ Week 2: Failed to sign a left-back. β–ͺ️ Week 3: Conceded a last-minute equaliser. β–ͺ️ Week 4: Lost the Manchester derby against 10 men. β–ͺ️ Week 5: JJ Gabriel wanted OUT, before United lost at home to Brighton. β–ͺ️ Week 6: Drew with Fulham. β–ͺ️ Week 7: Man City's guilty verdict was announced. πŸ‘€ β–ͺ️ Week 8: Drew with 10-man Spurs and lost in Europe. β–ͺ️ Week 9: Failed to beat Leeds and dropped to 13th in the Premier League. β–ͺ️ Week 10: Get humiliated away at Como 4-1 and lose 3-0 at home to Bournemouth
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
Most people who dream of a quiet life without work are just exhausted from work they hate. The reason you get bored on vacation after a week is that you are meant to move, pursue something exciting, and engage your body and mind in something useful. Do whatever it takes to find work that energizes you. It may take years, but it will have the most meaningful effect on your quality of life.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
▢️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

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Stats like this all season. You can’t trick me into thinking he’s the best ever
Bruno Fernandes lost possession 15 times against Como, the most of any #mufc player.
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#mufc are the first English team in history to concede in the first two minutes of consecutive major European matches (1st minute vs AtlΓ©tico Madrid, 2nd minute vs Como) [@OptaJoe]
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
Good news for Londoners: Thanks to our efforts, Stratford International is one step closer to welcoming international trains by 2030. Direct links to Paris, Brussels and Amsterdam could unlock jobs, investment and growth across east London and beyond. It's time for Stratford International to live up to its name. standard.co.uk/news/london/s…
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
I hate the β€œWFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
I know this is going to be hard to do, but it's important. Learn to detach yourself from outcomes and focus only on what you can control: your effort, your process, your attitude, and your consistency. Show up fully, do your best, and then release the rest because trying too hard to control what’s ultimately beyond you will make you run scared.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
32 years ago today, White Ranger made his debut in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Tommy Oliver (played by the late Jason David Frank) returned as the White Ranger.
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
Enfield is the Croydon of north ldn
2hrs to get to Enfield is DARK!
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.
πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸ“Έ Jason Wilcox arriving at Carrington this morning. #MUFC [@MailSport]
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KingCols πŸ€΄πŸΎπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ retweeted
🚨 NEW: The Government has launched a review into β€œrip-off” drop-off charges at airports
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