Everyone’s gone to the movies now we’re alone at last
Galloway, OH
Joined March 2011
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Chive TV in the background 🔥
Barstool on the laptop 😎
Shane Gillis podcast rolling 🤣
On my 2nd liquid Death 😋
I love Saturdays 😊
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Chase retweeted
The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs.
Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.”
Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..
⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!
The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand!
Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics!
🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW:
nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1dKrPEbjo…
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This is not an actual mugshot of Tim Heidecker - it is a fake mugshot produced for one of his comedy sketches on Adult Swim.
youtube.com/watch?v=ovg83J…
Chase retweeted
⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!
The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand!
Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics!
🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW:
nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1dKrPEbjo…
Chase retweeted
Jim Whittaker died this week at 97 years old
Interesting:
— First American to summit Mt. Everest (1963)¹
— First full-time employee at REI, and later their second CEO
— In 1965 he guided Robert F Kennedy on an ascent of Mount Kennedy in the Canadian Yukon range, named for JFK, 1 year after his assassination
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¹ Press buzz from his Everest climb pushed REI past $1M for the first time in company history
Chase retweeted
The A Good Soul True Form-Spirit Hoodie is on sale for $115.70
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Chase retweeted
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Goodwill Columbus is opening its largest store yet this spring. Here’s what to expect from the new storefront:
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Chase retweeted
If the government fucks up and kills you tomorrow, even if it’s through no fault of your own, you have to live out your last moments knowing the President of the United States will head a coordinated smear campaign aimed at villainizing you in the eyes of 300 million people.
Government agencies and even some civilians will spend hundreds of hours digging through your past, finding your darkest moments and bringing them to light to the public with the sole intent of making people care less about your death.
Whatever legacy you have built prior to this has now evaporated. It doesn’t matter if you were a mother. It doesn’t matter if everyone who knew you thought you were incredibly kind, hardworking, and loving. None of that matters anymore.
You will be reduced to a “radical left lunatic”. A domestic terrorist who hated their country and is better off gone.
This could happen to any of you, at any time. This is the country you live in. Do not forget it.
Modern standup is fucking bleak. It’s either Shane Gillis and his lazy jokes with boring delivery, or cheese dicks that do crowd work. Kill them all.
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