Comedy of Things

Axios: Republicans in Florida are worried that racism could hurt GOP gubernatorial candidate Byron Donalds. “We’re about to run the biggest experiment to see how racist some of our voters are,” a longtime Republican consultant said, referring to the counties Donalds lost in the August primary as “more culturally Confederate” than the rest of Florida.

Uh…no. It’s not normal.

Our Citizen Journalism Gala at Mar a Lago Nov 12th: tickets have completely sold out, the venue is at full capacity. I promise you this will be an event like you’ve never experienced before in your life. Proceeds go to our foundation and will pay for legal defense fund of our reporters and continued investigations.

Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins shot by their daughter, Roux.

The world’s leading AI writing detection software has flagged the majority of Henry Mack’s posts and much of his other written work as possibly written by AI. orlandosentinel.com/2026/10/…

America can survive a Democratic Congress and some bad legislation. It can’t survive an unchecked wannabe dictator who has no regard for the rule of law.

William and Willson Contreras become the 10th set of brothers to play in the World Series on a championship-winning team! 🏆 And they did it 10 years apart!

"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…

Bonnie Blue says she phoned her dad after a scene with Keiran Lee, his cum still on her face - then at family dinner her dad came up with the caption “I’d only been in the industry I think a few weeks and someone leaked like a video to them.” “And at that point when you’ve seen your daughter from that many angles there’s no denying it was me. I was like, ‘Mum, that was me in that video.’” “My dad is so proud. Obviously he doesn’t watch any of the videos, but any news articles ... gets them all printed out.” “I did a scene with Keiran recently. And Keiran is originally from Derby and so’s my dad.” “So I phoned my dad after the scene, I’ve still got Keiran’s cum on my face. That’s fine.” “I’m like, ‘Dad, I’m just with Keiran. He lives in Derby and he supports Derby.’” Later that day, at family dinner: “I said, ‘I want to do something about football.’ And my dad said, ‘I’ll caption it: You’ve just been rammed.’” Derby County are nicknamed the Rams.

Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀 Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom. “It’s got to be blowjobs.” Then she went further. “I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.” And then came the places. The studio soundboard. Planes. Under blankets. Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane. “No, I’m not actually.” She was talking about international flights. Lights out. Blankets. Waiting for everyone to fall asleep. Alex’s reaction? “Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭

OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House. They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.

Alabama Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Doug Jones doesn’t have to do anything except sit back & watch his opponent Tommy Tuberville look like an idiot after he claims nobody is more qualified than him. Then he can’t even name the three branches of Government correctly.

Patrick Mahomes: *Breathes* Cris Collinsworth in the booth: