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Comedy of Things

@ComedyOfThings

Recovering political hack. Actual conservative, not the MAGA variety. Mocking politics, sports and the ignorant.

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Joined November 2024
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papa meck@mecklerbetterOct 28
Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they’re in field goal range
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Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they need to punt
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@QsamaBJohnstonOct 28
Chiefs massage therapist: “is the pain more in your upper or lower back?” Justin Tucker:
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Adam Jaksa@AdamJaksaOct 28
1991 WS: • Jack Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2002 WS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2004 ALCS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you later tonight” 2011 WS • Joe Buck “we will see you tomorrow night” 2026 WS • Joe Davis “we’ll see you later tonight” Beautiful.
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You can only RT this if your team is undefeated
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B mac@mcpherson_kOct 24
Obama got it right!
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Gabe's Ghost 🌩️
@phantomdawgOct 24
"My fart will go on"
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Judge Holden@BaldRetiredProOct 23
Magnum P.U.
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PaulleyTicks
@PaulleyTicksOct 24
News outlets are reporting that President Trump requested going to Fort Myers, Florida for his rally tonight, to specifically coincide with "Gay Day" at Walt Disney World in Orlando.
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Anonymous
@YourAnonCentralOct 22
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@YourAnonCentralOct 21
Figured out what Trump was waving at.
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News to Remember
@allchronologyOct 20
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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Juan-Carlos “JC” Planas@jcp717Oct 17
Dear MAGA dumbasses, if you dropped off your son at school and you then picked up a girl, please go back to the school because you picked up the wrong fucking kid.
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@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 17
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision.”
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ya momma hoe ‼️
@RickRossPizzaOct 17
James Harden looks like a black Quagmire without the beard 😂
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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoOct 12
I’ve never even been to Ohio 😂
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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