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My husband and I got kicked out of a bar in Sherman Oaks today after some random guy asked me about Palestine. WE WERE REMOVED FROM A BAR BECAUSE I SAID PALESTINIANS HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE. WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK????

George Lucas didn’t have the balls to tell the actually compelling story here: Padme really was going to die during pregnancy, the Dark Side really is stronger, Anakin becomes a Sith to save her and his children, and he does save them, but after learning of the terrible things he’s done (younglings), she kills herself. That’s a story. Shakespearean. Like Hamlet’s Ophelia. In that version, Anakin had to become Vader for Luke to be born, so that together they could overthrow the Emperor. Suddenly everything falls into place. Instead Lucas has to tell the boring black-and-white version where Palpatine was just lying and there was actually no point whatsoever in Anakin becoming a Sith and Padme just spontaneously evaporates.

Supermarket chains in multiple European countries were hit by suspected cyberattacks that caused sudden changes in the temperatures of their fridges and freezers, weeks after a similar issue in France. Full story: bloom.bg/48t7mVg 📷: Fredrik Sandberg/TT/AP Photo

The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms

The Sith Code is unironically good for you to follow. Take your passions, pursue them, gain strength and position through the pursuit, which then gives you power, power which gets you what you want, victory. Actually follow this. It works.

W Polsce prawo wygra z przemocą.

The strangest street name in each state

BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living

This was the white liberal position all along: concede that race “was a factor” but continue to treat Jason as guilty without proof. Now he’s been cleared of plagiarism yet again but this is still the white liberal position because it never had anything to do with proof / truth.

“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M