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I promise nothing and deliver less| New Jewel Movement Supporter. |🩷@nocertainlynot 🩷

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Joined August 2012
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Cone check... still there!!!
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Neil the seal & his cone🦭🧡
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"It's over for you Shmitt, nazis lost, now they will put Constitutional Court in every european country" "It maybe so, Kelsen, but Donald Tusk will avenge me" "Who?" "You'll see"
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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They can’t keep getting away with it
elites blame a country's problems on immigrants to distract you from the real issues, which is themselves and other elites immigration is not a major issue
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sex is unnatural and a punishment from god. People who have sex disgust me and they are going to hell. Sex is the scariest thing imaginable for me
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It takes 2 hours for a Montenegrin to colour in provinces for 9 nations
This shit took 2 hours but whatever. Balkans if it was extremly based gigafly
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Carrie is not an interesting enough story to be rebooted and discussed to death this many times
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“At this time, Oleg was regent in Kiev for young Igor. This was when the Drevelians still held the right bank, and it was Igor who levied tribute from them, until he was killed in 945.” “Igor was in Young Frankenstein.”
JUST IN: Kremlin reveals neither Trump nor Putin wanted to hang up first during their “very friendly” 90-minute phone call.
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nyoids when they’re in a boring little neighborhood but there’s a sticker on a lamppost
conservatives want the whole country to live in cookie-cutter suburbs
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Wife: I feel like you aren't taking on a fair share of the household responsibilities. I feel overwhelmed by the mental load of managing it all. Husband: *words escaping his mouth before he even realizes what he's saying* I'll show you an absolutely mental load
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Akhenaten looked disgusting--belly protruding--in his shendyt-kilt before the Aten. Very very disrespectful.
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All because of a DM
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Right-wing technocrat husband, left-wing populist wife
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omg I need it
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