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Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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When someone asks me about ARC Raiders:
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I volunteer to perform at the Astronomer company holiday party for free this year.
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Taylor M. retweeted
🚨🌺⛳️ #LEGENDARY MOMENT — 20 years ago, Tiger Woods pulled off the greatest shot in Masters history @TWlegion
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Domino's has entered the 21st century
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I’ve done a lot of promos over the years. This was the coolest. Shoutout The Martian! My new special LIFE comes to @netflix March 4th. We’re watching as a family! INDULGE!
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Adam Sandler introduces Nirvana's surviving members with Post Malone to perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at SNL's 50th anniversary concert 🔥
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If you understand this reference, you are one of us.
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Happy Monday
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Taylor M. retweeted
BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW! To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post! Go watch it here: amazon.com/beastgames
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national lampoon Christmas vacation is the best Christmas movie and it’s not even close
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CHARLIE WOODS HOLE IN ONE
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
This makes great sense as it’s grounded in vast amounts of human data on circadian biology and mental health. Delighted to hear it!
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Why do I have to rent a movie on prime if I already fuckin pay for primeeeee
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Let me know if you can relate to this: - USPS delivers piles of garbage to house in form of spam mail - Person walks to place where garbage is delivered, either front of home or mailbox outside - Person walks back and sorts through garbage - Person finds 2 pieces of mail amongst 20+ pieces of garbage - Person opens 2 pieces of mail and realizes it's also garbage - Person then puts the entire pile of garbage delivered by USPS into the garbage - The cycle repeats USPS is nothing more than a taxpayer-funded garbage distributor in many instances. How do we fix this?
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America relaunching the #PaulTyson fight on Netflix because it keeps freezing:
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Taylor M. retweeted
What’d I get myself into? @adamraycomedy X @netflix 11/19
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Zuckerberg looking like he just discovered weed
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Do podcast advertisers not know about this button?
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