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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Everyone at this party asks why I'm dressed as the squirrel from Sword and the Stone and then they walk away when I call them a zionist pedophile.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Change in party vote share compared to 2022. Despite all the pre-election talk of the Israeli left's comeback, the Democrats actually fell short of Labor & Meretz's combined 2022 numbers.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
I once tried keeping Shabbat. Didn't work.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Mia Khalifa is so popular in Lebanon that they call her the goat
get that IDF cuck wife off my timeline
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Eisenkot is doing WHAT
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Replying to @dov_rabinowitz
the hasbara twitter account cries out in pain as it strikes us
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
The French military clearly did this with Apache helicopters.
Paris....... no comment.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Hanging out with some new alpaca friends.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Copilot is fucking shit
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
The karmic punishment for the Omani pilot is all the people saying he's an Israeli agent.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
“Hey, listen. This really 100 shekel, but for you I give for 70 shekel… I lose money on you, but you my friend, so I give for you for 10 shekel…”
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
HOOOOOLLLDDDD UPPPPPPPPPPP WAITTTTTTT😵🫡
Replying to @miatalias
עדיף ככה 😉
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
As Yom Kippur approaches, to everyone I’ve wronged, been mean to or been rude to this year, please take some time to reflect on what you did to make me act that way.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Saudi Crown Prince MBS has indirectly approached Israel via @CENTCOM requesting intelligence and operational assistance against the Houthis, diplomatic sources reveal.#SaudiArabia #Israel #Yemen #MiddleEast #BreakingNews #BabAlMandab
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Benjamin Netanyahu to personally follow you around, yes, you, and say disparaging things about you when attractive women are in earshot
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
“You can just do things” I say before I steal candy from a baby
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
You avoid speaking with women because of tzniut I avoid speaking with women because I forget how to conjugate Hebrew verbs in the feminine We are not the same
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
I like on EL AL flights when you lock the bathroom instead of saying Occupied it says Judea and Samaria.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Why is it that, online, many claim that that pro-palestinian activism removes your Jewishness, but breaking Shabbat, eating shellfish, or intermarriage does not? Where is the line drawn, exactly, as to what behavior is so outside of the pail that you officially stop being Jewish? If you’re gonna tell me ‘siding with the enemies of the Jewish people,’ why is that a problem in itself exactly? Because it might lead to the destruction of the Jewish people, or at least very large swaths of it? Under that criteria, why shouldn’t we say that Jews who intermarry, don’t follow the Torah, or have a xmas tree in their house are also not Jewish anymore? After all, generational assimilation is what has produced 99.9% of the ‘pro-palestinian antizionist’ Jews that are being decried as ‘not Jewish.’ Sure, there is the very occasional person born in the Orthodox world who has adopted that position, but we basically know all of them because they’re very public about it, and it all came through very public assimilation and dropping Torah as well. Why is it that someone with a non-Jewish spouse, breaks Shabbat, doesn’t keep kosher or celebrates non-Jewish religious holidays ‘culturally’ can point at someone and say that they are not Jewish because of their behavior? Why should a person who lives a lifestyle outside of the boundary of Torah get to determine if someone is Jewish or not, but would get extremely offended if the same thing were done to them? Because they are one step behind them down the assimilationist road? Why is it that this Jew who doesn’t obey the laws of Torah get to tell another Jew who doesn’t obey the laws of Torah that he’s not Jewish because he doesn’t like a political opinion that person has? Since when have political opinions become the barometer of Jewishness? If you want to say that it has nothing to do with Torah, and it’s only secular Jewish “culture” or anything like that, what about when the majority of secular Jewish culture adopts the cause? Then they are gonna be Jewish, but the ones who oppose the palestinian cause will be deemed non-Jews? It’s only a numbers’ game? How is there any meaning to Jewishness if we remove it from Torah? Jewishness becomes whatever people who call themselves Jews want it to be, which could very well be pro-palestinianism in a generation or two in America. Even if you want to say that ‘No! He’s an informant! Jewish law has very harsh things to say about this!’ Well, Jewish law has very harsh things to say about people who don’t keep kosher, intermarry, convert out, or break Shabbat. They are not considered Jews, either, in matters of Jewish law. Yet Halacha also says that the second that the person regrets their deeds and comes back in repentance, they are considered a full Jew with full privileges under Torah. One genuine moment of repentance in their heart is all it takes for them to be back in good standing. Let’s stop with calling people not Jewish because of their actions. You can tell ‘Their actions don’t represent the majority of Jews,’ or ‘They don’t represent traditional Jewish values,’ but the next time you think about declaring someone’s Jewishness invalid, ask yourself whether there’s any chance you’d fail the test, too.
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Zionist Squirrel 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🇹🇼 retweeted
Zack Polanski wearing his freedom for a Palestinian terrorist shirt at the Vegan Camp Out. Don’t harm animals but blowing up Israelis is totally fine. Vile hypocrites.
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