@CorpAbsurdity

Sharing absurd experiences and memes about corporate life.

Joined April 2022
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HR when you say you’re working for money
Corporate Absurdity
@CorpAbsurditySep 29
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The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 26
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Recruiters expect you to do hours of free labor.
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Corporate Absurdity retweeted
Chad
@basedchadOct 20
RapistWizard88@punishedmodegoyOct 20
NO PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME ACTUALLY DO STUFF AT MY JOB I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM STALL ALL DAY
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Benefits of remote work: -More free time from having no commute -Lower transportation expenses -Can live anywhere in the country -Spend more time with your family -Can work with people around the world -Don’t have to socialize with coworkers (be sure to get outside the house and socialize outside work hours if you do work remotely though) I don’t get why so many people are against it. In most cases, it’s a net benefit.
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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In the 60s, you could walk into an office, have no idea what the company did, demand a higher salary than the market rate, and get a job offer.
Allocator Jobs
@AllocatorJobsJun 19
How easy was it to get a job for the boomer generation? Below is an excerpt from Steve Schwarzman's book, 'What It Takes'. Walking into DLJ in '69, he had no idea what the firm even did. Was offered a job immediately and demanded a pay higher than everyone else, which...worked somehow? The world was a different place back then. And, because thing are different now, use resources like us to help you in your job search journey. You're not alone, and our goal is to help you land that front-office investment job.
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Has he tried a firm handshake?
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Great reading comprehension.
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Corporate Absurdity retweeted
Chad Slime ®@ChadSlimeBasedOct 17
weekends are just parole from corporate prison
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Yet they are expected to stay until 5.
World of Statistics
@stats_feedOct 16
The average office employee who works an 8 hour day is productive for just 2 hours and 23 minutes, according to a UK study.
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When you sleep through your alarm and have to jump over traffic to make it to work on time
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Now that we’re going to have flying cars, we won’t be able to use traffic as an excuse for why we’re late to work.
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When you clog the toilet in the work bathroom so badly everyone gets to go home early.
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Let’s be honest, no one is actually working the whole day.
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How exciting.
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Anon describes his experience job hunting.
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Did he get interviewed by a drill sergeant?
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Rescinding a job offer just because the candidate is friends with an employee is absurd. Assuming the candidate is qualified, that should not be a problem.
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