@CorpAbsurdity

Sharing absurd experiences and memes about corporate life.

Joined April 2022
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Chad
@basedchadOct 20
RapistWizard88@punishedmodegoyOct 20
NO PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME ACTUALLY DO STUFF AT MY JOB I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM STALL ALL DAY
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Chad Slime ®@ChadSlimeBasedOct 17
weekends are just parole from corporate prison
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Employim
@Employim69Sep 27
Leaving the office after watching reels all day and only sending 3 emails
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@CorpAbsurdityJul 11
If you’re struggling in the job market, at least you’re not this guy.
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Rock Solid
@ShitpostRockJul 8
How it feels to catch yourself overworking in your 20s, but remembering that no matter how hard you work you'll never own a house
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Bizlet
@bizlet7Jun 24
I have nightmares about the Teams chime.
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@CorpAbsurdityJun 15
“Leaving at 4? Didn’t know you were taking a half day.”
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@CorpAbsurdityJun 9
What do they think we want?
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Bizlet
@bizlet7Jun 9
‘Labor shortages’ are a complete lie when you have the audacity to ask questions like this.
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@CorpAbsurdityJun 9
No, no, and no.
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@CorpAbsurdityMay 24
“Your female coworker came forward and said you making eye contact with her made her feel uncomfortable. We have zero tolerance for sexual harassment at this workplace.”
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@CorpAbsurdityMay 17
“Can you explain this four-month gap in your résumé in 2020?”
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@CorpAbsurdityMay 3
"I would like to take the opportunity to thank the company that laid me off."
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@CorpAbsurdityApr 14
HR is so inefficient, they sometimes take a year to reject you.
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@CorpAbsurdityApr 2
"I noticed you had your camera off during our 8 AM check-in. Care to explain?"
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@CorpAbsurdityMar 27
I'm sure that degree will come in handy for the job.
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Jordanreviewsittt
@jordanreviewsitMar 13
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@CorpAbsurdityMar 13
Companies be like "We have tons of benefits!" The benefits: -Bathroom breaks -Water cooler -Can wear jeans on Friday
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@CorpAbsurdityMar 11
HR considers 2 years of experience the same as no experience.
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@CorpAbsurdityMar 3
Ever get rejected from a job before you even apply?
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Pirat_Nation 🔴
@Pirat_Nation3 Apr 2025
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Reddit Lies
@reddit_lies23 Mar 2025
New soyjak just dropped
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