@CountCaleb

I'm like a twitter Malcolm X, by any memes necessary Read my stuff here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/gINdMq0BCo / I'm a leftist

 Louisiana, USA
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found this pic online....so true
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one of my fav things to do when one of my friends ask me to get on a game is be like "ok man I'm on. where are you cmon wtf. you're the one who asked me to get on" while I'm not actually on
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I wonder if RHQ used to just called young thug "thugga" irl
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Young Thug: hello Rich Homie Quan RHQ: Hello thugga, my brother
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Okay.
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Chris Rock: Hey, so you into older me- Doja Cat:
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@AlienW3bOct 26
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age. He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
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Dying at the IDF soldier being confused by someone saying they have an age preference
Kurumi 🔪🎀
@KurumivixiOct 24
This one is the worst one btw
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that fumble drill was the funniest play of this week lmfao
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LMFAOOOOO thank you giants
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LMFAO
Jeff Passan
@JeffPassanOct 25
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
Is every Sleeper account run by the same trash merchant or do they clone you all in a special stew of sucktitude?
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White people be like ahhh fucknuggets!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Ric Flair®
@RicFlairNatrBoyOct 24
Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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This country's policial temperature is so lame man they talking openly about doing CIA operations in Cuba lmao
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That's stuff you're supposed to be like "uhh maybe we're doing that 😜" but now it's just like "yeah we'd like to take over a country using our secret police army 💯"
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I finished Cai's story and for most of it he's just like "man I love my friends and family! ❤️" And in Ledas story so far she's just like "I'm going to practice killing niggas so I can kill this one nigga and stream it on Facebook live ❤️"
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When trump did this this was actually a clips4sale fetish porn thing
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You really think an IDF soldier was actually in love with someone above the legal age?? #fakecheating
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caleb retweeted
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 23
Rubio is just putting this out on main
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubioOct 23
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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idk why but I especially love hearing it when hes trying to recruit an animal to his side
iGreg! | unluckiest pkmn player
@iGreg7Oct 22
Average reaction to Cai's theme
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i hate what the kink community has done to the english language. I want to say my balls are being crushed in a non sexual sounding way
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"I'm having a bad time" doesn't sound nearly as descriptive as "satan is repeatedly stepping on my balls with spiked cleats"
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