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Count Jim Moriarty

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Miserablist Obsessed with fairness M.E/CFS Parent of ASD Same name on bluesky

 On holiday by mistake
Joined February 2009
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Voting is the greatest sexual experience you could possibly imagine
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Just voted a ridiculous number of times. I just kept voting and voting. I couldn’t stop. The booth was too hot. I was so sweaty. Everything was spinning. ICE shot me multiple times. I didn’t even feel it
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Amazing. The guy from the exposee that was the least awful.
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Portsmouth Reform councillor George Madgwick charged with 35 offences, including 12 of rape itv.com/news/meridian/2026-1…
Reform councillor George Madgwick charged with 12 counts of rape | ITV News

Reform councillor George Madgwick charged with 12 counts of rape | ITV News

The councillor has been suspended by Reform UK. | ITV News Meridian

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This is the perfect response. It would be great if you could repost @the_traitors_ #autismawareness The equality act is clear on the concept of enabling people to take part.
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At least I'm not alone.
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Quite right too. Many unknowable or uncertain answers. 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Nov 3 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 Score: 4/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Quite right too. Many unknowable or uncertain answers. 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Nov 3 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 Score: 4/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Toilets are stealing our poop. I’m running for Senate to stop them.
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A vote for me is a vote to keep your own poop. Not give it to some government-controlled toilet.
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This is the perfect halloween
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Right! Trick or ruddy treat! #Bottom #Halloween
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Ryan Love@RyanJLOct 30
Bash and Romesh's choice of charities as winners has really annoyed some people. Oh dear. Anyway. If you'd like to donate to either of them: Choose Love - chooselove.org/ Refugee Council - refugeecouncil.org.uk/ #CelebrityTraitors
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Just some guy...apparently with a medical degree..calling for my execution. Also known as another day on this cesspit of a site
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Dear the BBC Question Time Zia Yusuf? Again. The party of eight MPs puts up an unelected money man for the ninth time in two years. Any chance you could find someone else? Thanks in advance. The UK.
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Tomorrow, join Question Time in Warwick On the panel: Emma Reynolds, James Cartlidge, Daisy Cooper, Zia Yusuf, and Alastair Campbell Apply now: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentor… Thurs 29th Oct, 9pm on @BBCiPlayer, @BBCSounds, and the @BBCNews channel #bbcqt
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Well...that second line took me by surprise. Shocked face. Blimey. Wordle 1,959 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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CharlesWynfordLodge@2hrTVOct 29
RIP German actress, artist and singer Elke Sommer who has died aged 85. Seen here in A Shot In The Dark (1964), Carry On Behind (1975), And Then There Were None (1974). She was paid £30,000 for her Carry On appearance, a sum only matched by Phil Silvers for Follow That Camel.
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The Chancellor is - unbelievably - cutting defence at a time when the threats against us are grave
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