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Valkwula

@CountValkwula

A chill guy with a stubborn desire to live life on his own terms. Here for commentary, laughter and banter. Udo!✌🏾 #Arsenal

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Joined March 2014
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Replying to @Olabisi_0x @SodiqTade
Even Chimamanda knows that most of you practice Bitterleafism not Feminism 😌
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Big Gabi won't even let Delap get this far.
Red Cartel Era (@RedCartelHQ) profile pictureRed Cartel Era
@RedCartelHQ8h
Forest is destroying Man City 😭
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Imagine if someone with a speaker played Dave Chappelle's "Gotcha Bitch" sound 😭
Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) profile pictureOyindamola🙄
@dammiedammie3520h
He set her up and she entered the trap😭💔
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Dragged 3 defenders to himself and then released the ball to Eze in both cases. Ball knowledge.
❦ (@gyo14keres) profile picture❦@gyo14keres8h
gyökeres ☆ ~
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themancitylad (@cityzenken_) profile picture
themancitylad
@cityzenken_9h
For those fans whose optic nerves have been damaged by Arsenal football, I urge you to tune in to Man City for some beautiful football. Pure art, pure aesthetics. You’ll thank me later.
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VIC (@heisvic3) profile picture
VIC
@heisvic38h
God go punish the first guy wey appreciate woman beauty with money.
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boodsbants (@boodsbants) profile picture
boodsbants
@boodsbants9h
ARSENAL ARE 6 POINTS CLEAR IN NOV🏆 #arsenal
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1. Y'all would call this special effects if it was in a Indian movie 😂 2. Why wasn't she wearing her seatbelt??? 3. She fell in love with him all over again.
TamilNadu Updates (@tn_updatess) profile pictureTamilNadu Updates
@tn_updatess17h
Peak aura from him 😎🥶🥵
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The fact that Henry Cavil already played the man who James Bond was based on in "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare", kinda points to the fact that he was destined for the role.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm23h
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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Man United fans are the most shameless in the English league. The same club from the championship wiped them 2:0😂
(fan) Trey (@UTDTrey) profile picture(fan) Trey
@UTDTrey9h
But on a real though, how are Premier league champions scraping a 1-0 win at home against a club from the championship 😭
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I thought the characters were supposed to be...Legos?
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 6
First trailer for the ‘LEGO NINJAGO’ anime series. Releasing in 2027.
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That's why it's called a "false rape accusation", Amy. Keep up.
Amy (@amynichonchuirr) profile pictureAmy@amynichonchuirrNov 6
There's actually a really really good way to avoid this happening to you - just don't rape anyone
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Oh, I thought he was the "big games guy" I thought our fans were justifying his string of shitty performances with his once in a while goal again big teams.
.. (@BodegaaCat) profile picture..@BodegaaCat10h
Scoring a tap in at anfield shouldn’t excuse Kai of these shocking performances. Hes our highest paid 9 and is about to get a new deal
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Just look at that Gyokeres line breaking pass in the buildup to this chance. If they tell you that’s Harry Kane, you won’t argue.
The Football Era (@Footballera0) profile pictureThe Football Era
@Footballera09h
Madueke no need to complicate that man, just shoot it first time. Brilliant pass from Gyokeres to Merino in the buildup man.
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I Better Pass My Neighbor Syndrome
TheFirst (@_jamesthefirst) profile pictureTheFirst@_jamesthefirstNov 6
Yeah Lagos is a terrible state and all but please be mindful of these other useless states you’re mentioning in comparison. No gaslight me with nonsense for here.
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Same thing I tell women who abort is the same thing I'll tell deadbeats, and that is to use a freaking condom if you don't want kids. Babies shouldn't suffer the consequences for two adults being irresponsible.
Gabe Poirot (@gabe_poirot) profile pictureGabe Poirot
@gabe_poirotNov 6
Call a dad a deadbeat for neglecting his kids, but a mom kills a baby in the womb and you call it choice.
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lynn (@lynnrmfc) profile picture
lynn@lynnrmfc10h
Complaining about havertz at this point is just pointless, we are dealing with a weird obsession here and it's only an injury that can save us
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I sha know Arsenal will never concede this kind of goal😂
HeroFPL هيرو (@HeroFPL1) profile pictureHeroFPL هيرو
@HeroFPL18h
🚨 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | GOOOOOOOOAL! ⚽️ 18' 🎯 | Liam Delap Forest [2] - 0 Man City #FORMCI
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Replying to @myhomerightnow @Inviiin @Fedrickkkkkk
Its pidgin, You’ll have to take IPLTS to understand it tbh.
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Ahead Ahead
Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile pictureArsenal
@Arsenal9h
WE KEEP GOING ✊
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Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile picture
Arsenal
@Arsenal9h
WE KEEP GOING ✊
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