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I’m on a work call and the one British guy on it just said ‘oh my god. She actually died. The queen is dead’ No one said anything then the guy presenting just said ‘next slide’
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He was crying from hunger among the rubble in Gaza, and his mother wasn’t there beside him.😩💔 I found him all alone, so tiny he still needed a bottle. I carried him to Salam Animal Shelter, where I fed him milk by hand.🍼🐶🥰💕 My loyal friends🤍🌸, please help me care for this little one if you can, and share his story.🐾🙏 PayPal paypal.me/umaimamohamed GoFundMe gofund.me/75c42982 #Gaza #AnimalRescue #SaveAnimals
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Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.
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How this week feels
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Such an unserious club. Relegate both Manchester teams this year
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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The Democratic Party needs a new and bold direction. I will not support Chuck Schumer’s reelection as Democratic leader.
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This is very smartly articulated and @PamelaBrownCNN can fuck all the way off
Rep. Adam Hamawy tells a seemingly incredulous CNN anchor that, when it comes to Iran, the United States is “making adversaries when we should be making friends.” @HamawyForNJ | @CNN
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Nearly a decade in and not a single legislative accomplishment to her name. Just her endorsing people who committed genocide while supporting war against Russia
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. AOC: “People think that I am less capable, less skilled, less knowing and less strategic than I am... and I also know a lot more than what people think.”
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Anyone who tired to convince you that England is classier than the US is just a liar
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A wild donkey in the Arizona desert will dig a well six feet deep with its front hooves, and for half a century the United States government has been shooting it as a threat to the desert. August on a dry wash in the Sonoran. The creek has been gone since May. The sand is hot enough to cook on and every animal for miles is standing in what shade it can find, waiting for a rain that is not coming. A burro walks down the wash, stops at a bend for no reason anyone else can see, puts its head down and smells. Then it starts digging. Front feet, one after the other, like a dog after a bone, until it is in up to its shoulders and the bottom of the hole goes dark and wet. It drinks and walks off. Within the hour there is a queue. Mule deer. Javelina. A bobcat. A scrub jay standing on the rim. In 2021 a biologist called Erick Lundgren published the count in Science: 59 species of vertebrate drinking at donkey wells, 64% more species than at the dry stretches of the same streams, and in the driest months the donkeys were raising the amount of open water in the desert by 300% on average and by up to 1,450%. When the wells were abandoned, cottonwood and willow seedlings came up in them. The donkey had been planting the riverbank. Asked about his methodology, the donkey had another drink and left. When a beaver builds a pond, a film crew is sent. When a donkey digs a well, the Park Service sends a marksman. The burros came up from Mexico with the Spanish and the prospectors, carried the ore out of every mine in the West, and were turned loose when the mines closed. Then they were reclassified. In 1979 the National Park Service planned to shoot all 577 in the Grand Canyon. A writer called Cleveland Amory raised more than $500,000 and lifted 582 of them out by helicopter, slung underneath, the most expensive taxi ride a donkey has ever taken. Death Valley shot 400 between 1987 and 1994. Lundgren said that when he started, people did not think a donkey digging a hole was worthy of scientific attention. The animal was listed as a threat to the desert's water. It was the one bringing the water up. Fifty-nine species knew. The ones with the rifles had never sat by the hole.
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Hey man you’re a big retard @JensenHuang
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Sick and tired of this lazy ‘lunatic fringe’ trope. Just because you are OK with mediocrity in your life, doesn’t mean we all have to accept it too. Excellence in all things, loser, and your wife is probably cheating on you.
I want you to imagine the lunatic fringe today if Ohio State trailed a 4-5 Purdue team 6-3 with less than 2 minutes in the 4th quarter today.
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This is the worst thing that has ever personally happened to me
JD Vance: "Before I get into the meat of my remarks I wanted to talk about the devastating loss last week. There are a lot of people unfairly criticizing the leader of the team despite leading us to a great victory two years ago. A lot of staff infighting and questions about reshuffling. There's a conversation about whether the number 2 has what it takes to ultimately lead. I'm talking, of course, about the Ohio State Buckeyes, and let me just assure you that I really believe in Luke Fahey, our backup QB, and I think our team will make an amazing turn."
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Keep going
NEW: Ohio State has fired special teams coordinator Robby Discher, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/2026-college-fo…
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🚨NEWS: @SenBlumenthal declines to endorse @SenSchumer as the next Senate Majority Leader Blumenthal just told reporters: "We need a conversation about leadership going forward because we need new energy and ideas"
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NEW: Sen. Chris Van Hollen is now open to a run against Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer Van Hollen has "received an outpouring of calls and is now in active listening mode," according to a person familiar w/ his thinking around leadership "The door is not shut," the person added Van Hollen is a leading progressive & has said he needs commitments from Schumer before agreeing to support him for another term as leader. The Maryland Democrat has also been eyeing a presidential run
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Oregon fans when we lose: “Yeah that happens. Let’s make fun of ourselves.” tOSU fans when they lose: “We should kill our coach and his family.”
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When your burger can only be served by a polish girl down at the Greek club
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