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Dear Most of Twitter: I don't have time for your shit.

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Replying to @MerriamWebster
If you're bothered by singular "their" Of this you might not be aware: One "you" should be "thou" (But to talk that way now Makes one sound like an old-fashioned square)
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Democrat Nancy Lacore, a retired Navy admiral who was FIRED by Pete Hegseth, is projected to WIN the congressional seat formerly held by Republican Nancy Mace, according to Decision Desk HQ. Trump won this district by 13 POINTS in 2024! Lacore, who served more than 30 years in the Navy and oversaw more than 60,000 sailors, campaigned against Hegseth’s disastrous Pentagon leadership and Trump’s increasingly unpopular war in Iran. Now she’s headed to Congress after flipping a traditionally Republican district that had been gerrymandered to favor the GOP.
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President Trump has been asking advisers around him and on the phone whether Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth should stay in his job, following Republicans' losses Tuesday night, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell CBS News. Some White House aides have predicted some of the blame for GOP midterm losses will be trained on Adm. Brad Cooper, the head of U.S. Central Command, and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Dan Caine, who both played big roles in guidance on Iran war. Read more: cbsn.ws/4yWt7I9
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His latest White House renovation: Covering the inside walls with ketchup.
As Democrats continue to smash Republicans, the White House schedule shows Trump will not make any public appearances tomorrow.
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As always in trade disputes with USA, the right play for Canada was to rag the puck.
This is good advice. Ignore the hurry-a-deal brigade. They would have had us gut CUSMA months ago, by agreeing to high tariffs in the name of "certainty". CUSMA is still intact. The President is now less free to do as he wishes with it. Patience and resilience paid off. They will pay off further. We must find the voices in the new Congress (in January), in the states, in the business community who wish to restore sanity, not just deal with Trump misperceptions.
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I'm really happy for Texas.
Senator-elect James Talarico and Governor-elect Gina Hinojosa visit a Whataburger after their victory rally.
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Vivek losing was the one thing I wanted more than any other. Thank you, Ohio. Thank you, Amy Acton. Thank you. 💙
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The incoming House Speaker, Feb 10 "lets wipe out the unnecessary tariffs imposed on 🇨🇦." The incoming Senate Majority Leader, Oct 29 "we can’t let this nonsensical trade war with 🇨🇦 continue." Auto-state Senate flips in MI, OH, GA, SC, NC, KA, TX. I'd say it was a good night.
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Elon Musk moved his businesses (SpaceX, X, Tesla) to Texas to escape the liberal woke mind virus in California, and now Texas is a blue state. I love that for him.
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I believe Canada withstood the Second World War for well over two and a half years.
Kate Harrison, responding to JP Tasker, turns the focus back home: “The government has looked to blame our economic situation heavily on the tariff impacts… Just before the comment on the weekend from the prime minister, he had told Politico we were prepared to wait another two and a half years to deal with the tariff dispute. So how can this both be the greatest economic crisis since the Second World War, but also something that Canada is prepared to withstand for another two and a half years?” Economic reality, Harrison says, is colliding with political reality for Carney @KatlynHarrison
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Hey, folks. Canadian neighbour here. When should I start taking tonight's US midterm results seriously?
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Any immigrants who came here illegally should not be allowed to vote. If you see Elon Musk or Melania Trump voting, please report them.
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I’m pretty sure the lamb is a baaad actor.
A lamb that ate chips in the back seat of a car has avoided jail?
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To our American neighbours from Canadians today…
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i just want to live in a normal country again
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