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JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
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Zohran Mamdani more popular with Jewish voters than Netanyahu and Trump — GBAO poll
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Funny how that works
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NASDAQ 100 bounces at the Situational Low.
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There was an average of a 21 point gender gap in these contested Senate races
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the american electorate is so funny man, the only time they take a break from watching ai generated reelslop of pixar people with fruit heads cheating on each other is to go and vote against data centers.
On Election Day, 44 various data center moratoriums were on the ballot across America. 43 passed.
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Private equity associates realizing they will have to start including an ESG section in their IC memos again
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Defense funds realizing they have to pivot back to climate tech
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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Everyone who has been saying retard for the last two years
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*REPUBLICAN MOODY WINS FLORIDA SENATE RACE, DDHQ PROJECTS
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The pollsters told you Guam was a Democrat blowout... 57.9% for the Democrat, 35.4% for the Republican. A 22-point wipeout. Then the people actually voted. Republican Tony Ada won 51.5 to 48.2 and flipped the governor’s mansion RED. The pollsters missed by 26 points. Stop believing them.
Guam Governor All precincts reported: 🔴 Ada/Calvo – 15,945 (51.5%) 🔵 Terlaje/Perez – 14,925 (48.1%) ⚪ Write-in – 124 (0.4%)
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Talarico has outspent Paxton nearly 9-to-1 since July. $89.4 million vs $10 million. He’s also spent $11.6M MORE THAN HE RAISED. Leftists love to lecture everyone about “money in politics” and “buying elections” until it’s their guy burning through cash like it’s Monopoly money. Where’s it coming from? Out of state donors? Special interests? Or just the usual Democrat money machine trying to purchase Texas? Paxton is getting outspent almost 9-to-1 and they’re still worried. They will fail.
California is trying to buy a Texas Senate seat. Talarico is getting 53% of his itemized money from outside the state. California alone dropped $7.8 million on him, more than Paxton raised from every other state combined. New York added $3 million. Massachusetts another $2.1 million. Paxton’s campaign is 73% Texas money. Talarico’s is a coastal donor operation. The left can’t win Texas on the merits, so they flooded the race with blue state cash instead. So no, nothing “grassroots” about him.
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Republicans gaining on Election Day in Florida by the hour 7:00 am: 🔴 Republicans +21.5 8:00 am: 🔴 Republicans +23.2 9:00 am: 🔴 Republicans +25.3 10:00 am: 🔴 Republicans +27.0
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Your nominations for Most Retarded Country are in. This is an important one so make sure to vote. Yes, the UK consists of more than one country, I know.
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11,335 votes • Final results
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“I only spent a week with Jabba on Tatooine? Why are you so insecure?”
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The media went from "Illegals don't vote" to "Illegals rarely vote" to "Illegals don't vote as much as republicans say they do" in less than a year.
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poland right now
JUST IN: 🇵🇱 Coup reportedly underway in Poland.
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"It's easy to hate the rich, Anakin. But do you have the courage to hate the poor?"
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