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When you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country
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Are the polls showing Trump leading the republican primary being taken exclusive at Walmart at 2pm in the afternoon?
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A Muslim boy was arrested at school in TX because teachers thought his homemade clock was a bomb. #IStandWithAhmed
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The smallest font known to man is the one they use to write "unsubscribe" in emails.
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One thing I'm learning from @serial is, a female's recollection of an event is much better than a male's.
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I've never seen a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt that didn't look like he had high cholesterol.
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sharing some of our engagement photos today on the blog taken by @csherm ! instagram.com/p/ooPPoDxUPn/
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a little sneak peek of our engagement shoot shot by the very cute @csherm -- here's where we looking… instagram.com/p/nQ7bkSxUFD/
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So Mr. Rogers disappears, jungle cat Daniel Tiger shows up wearing HIS EXACT SWEATER AND SHOES & nobody suspects anything.
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When I need to bring a bottle of wine to a dinner party I always Zillow that person's house first so I know how much to spend.
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I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram.
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The best misspell IM I've received:
"We need to book more weddings so we can wash each other more often."[silence] "See! Seee each other!"
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Whatever my lot, thou has taught me to say, it is well. It is well with my soul.
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Who am I "Oh this juice is far too delicious, let me add a random amount of room temperature tap water so that it tastes like defeat."

















