@Current93VEVO

inventor of Subsection 71.EF of the Residential Tenancy Act 1997 according to a bitter ex-landlord

Joined February 2014
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Grace
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Going through my bookmarks. Delightful
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ִֶָ@bianchleeOct 27
I'm rewatching this clip and "these poses ARE INSANE" is taking me out because did she say a slur in the middle of it why did they edit that
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Hey man. I put your menu's QR code into Conway's Game of Life. It evolved into a different QR code that doesn't work
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sbm@latinapolpot17h
4 bottled water and 2 white bread
Daily cravings@amazingtopsOct 27
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
FactPost
@factpostnews20h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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matt@mattybtweets6919h
Well if you were a celebrity that happened to be considering suicide for an unrelated reason, you’re gonna have to stick it out a bit longer sorry :/
TMZ
@TMZ23h
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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can i tell you a secret? They don't crush everything. Pay close attention, they remove some of them, the ones that are too hard to crush, like too soft or something, like gum, they cut and remove them. You're welcome
BlackfordCountyEAS995@BlackfordEAS995Oct 26
how hamilton county's gonna be looking next week
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Michael@aGuyOnMyPhone22h
I don’t think it’s the funniest joke ever (no one is saying it is but I guess the libs must always be licking Obama’s feet or the conservative mind breaks) but the joke clearly *makes sense.* It’s incredibly easy to parse. Why are conservatives being so damn stupid?
Legal Phil@Legal_FilOct 27
The Cheesecake Factory discourse is dumb, but can we acknowledge that the joke is quintessential Obama: It actually makes no sense when you think about it for more than 2 seconds and aren’t primed to lick his feet.
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not wint@drilhistorian20h
Danielle Alvarez
@daniellealvarezOct 26
Obama and Democrats are a bunch of out-of-touch elitists for mocking the Cheesecake Factory. Mocking the Cheesecake Factory is a strange way to connect with everyday Americans. Obama has clearly spent too much time enjoying the luxuries of Martha’s Vineyard to relate.
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jesse:)@essej_rehceebOct 27
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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daddiewantsmilk@massivechampionOct 27
holy shit
reem!@reemran2millionOct 26
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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jimmy
@jimmysoldoutOct 27
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Caroline ☢@Caroline69vdOct 26
Some of y'all wake up and the first thing y'all do is listen to an album called "Fag Patrol" by a band called "Xiu Xiu" and then wonder why nobody loves y'all
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making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Paris Hilton
@ParisHiltonOct 26
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Julie Ragbeer@JulieRagbeerOct 26
We are winning people over… I prayed for days like these 😢
jonah
@takevanstanOct 25
i didn’t think i would be adding julie ragbeer songs to my playlist but this production goes crazy icl 😭😭😭
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sunsetrider@zunzetriderOct 26
Shit lowkey do yeah fairs dude
ifleeze@geekordieeeeOct 24
Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness
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RKK@rkktweetsOct 26
She is, unfortunately, one of the funniest people alive
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Trisha Paytas as Troy Bolton from ‘High School Musical’ for Halloween.
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blue oyster clit@mcdonaldskholeOct 27
I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Chadson
@ChadsonOct 26
I have entered a very ancient chinese time in my life
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