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The Court of Appeal has upheld a judgement ruling faith schools can have admissions policies which disadvantage children based on race.
The exemptions to the Equality Act which enable this are nothing short of scandalous.
Read more👇
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Therapy can only do so much if you’re not able to get your basic needs met. Mental health is affordable housing. Mental health is free healthcare. Mental health is free education. Mental health is food security. Mental health is financial stability. Therapy can’t fix the system.
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“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor. Because they mistake obedience for belonging."
- Ursula K. Le Guin
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Andy, we know just the policy prescription: public ownership. 😉
Water run for the people who pay the bills. Democratic accountability. Money reinvested in fixing pipes and cleaning rivers.
Happy to pop round with the notes. Some of us have kept them handy.
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We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we almost never question why billionaires are never satisfied with what they already have.
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One of Paul Simon's biggest hits began with a father teaching his three-year-old son how to rhyme.
In 1975, Simon was spending time with his young son, Harper, when he began playing with rhyming words and names.
Those playful rhymes became the unforgettable chorus of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.
The song appeared on his album Still Crazy After All These Years and reached No. 1 in February 1976.
It would become Paul Simon's only solo No. 1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100.
And here's another little surprise.
Despite its title, the song actually gives listeners only five ways to leave their lover. 😂
For a song about ending a relationship, it had a surprisingly tender beginning.
A father teaching his little boy how to rhyme.
Happy 85th birthday, Paul Simon. 🎂
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In 2001, Christian Longo was in financial distress. A long history of check fraud and debt was catching up to him, so he strangled his wife Mary and their youngest daughter, Madison, 2, before packing their bodies into suitcases and dropping them into the Yaquina Bay. He then tied rocks to the ankles of his 3 year old daughter, Sadie, and his 4 year old son, Zachary, before throwing them off of a bridge into deep water while they were still alive.
Afterwards, Longo emptied the family’s bank accounts and fled to Mexico, where he passed himself off as Michael Finkel, an investigative reporter for the New York Times. While in Mexico, Longo lived it up, partying and drinking and socializing without a care in the world. He never spared a thought for his family, but he should have worried more about his appearance: in January of 2002 he was recognized by another vacationer, arrested by Mexican authorities and the FBI, and extradited back to the United States to stand trial.
At first, Longo tried to pin the blame on his wife, Mary, claiming that she had strangled the older two children to death and severely injured their youngest daughter. Longo claimed that he then murdered Mary in a “blind rage” before putting Madison “out of her misery.” The forensic evidence, however, as well as the eyewitnesses who saw him throw the older children over the bridge, proved his claims were baseless.
Blaming the wife is a tactic frequently used by men who murder their families. The most famous example is Chris Watts, who initially blamed his murdered wife Shannan for the deaths of their children before eventually confessing to having killed the girls himself, but he’s not unique, or even unusual.
Among the ranks of surviving male familicides, blaming the wife is probably the most common excuse. Not content with having ended her life, the killer then attempts to destroy her memory, and to plant doubts in the minds of everyone who knew her.
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As someone who has experienced dementia in our family I don’t say this lightly but surely the American people must now start recognising that Trump’s condition has gone beyond narcissistic personality disorder and is now more likely to be exhibiting symptoms of the onset of dementia. He appears as the useful dangerous tool of Rubio and Hegseth and others. theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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In 2018, comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was PANNED. Now, 8 years later, the joke’s on her haters: everything she said aged extraordinarily well 👍🏾
On Trump not showing up to the dinner: “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did. You remember? Good.”
On Trump’s daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka. “She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She’s done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess, like father like daughter.”
On vice-president Mike Pence: “He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.”
On White House counsellor Kellyanne Conway: “You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.”
On former press secretary Sarah Huckabee: “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”
Immediately after the dinner, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued an apology — saying the night was supposed to “unite not divide” — and dozens of papers panned the comic in their reviews.
But dozens of comedians rushed to Wolf’s defense. Stephen Colbert, who was the featured entertainer at the 2006 event, said it best: “This is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want!" 😝
8 years later, Wolf has still never apologized. Nor should she! She got the last laugh 🎤 ⤵️
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A group of men trying to film women doing a Pilates class
They apparently claim this is about the first amendment to go where they like, film what they like
When women put a physical barrier up & you squeeze your camera phone into the corner, we can all see what a creep you are🚩
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The best thing you can learn early in your career is that no company will ever truly care about you. Do your job, collect your paycheck, and go home. Work as little as you need to get by and don’t give them a single extra second of your life
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Televising a public execution is beyond disgusting and barbaric. The death penalty should not exist, let alone be a live-streamed spectacle.
This is a grotesque violation of human dignity. We must oppose this - and the death penalty - everywhere.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0…
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This is Matthew Schleier. In October of 2024, he strangled his five year old son Jack to death, and three months before the Lindsey Clancy trial began he was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
There was no outrage; in fact, like most murders of children by their own fathers, Jack’s death barely even made national headlines. All of the people who are so rabidly furious because Lindsey Clancy might get locked up in a state hospital instead of in a prison didn’t so much as lift an eyebrow when the judge sent Mr. Schleier off to the psych ward, even though he became eligible for release after just 60 days. His lawyers are already clamoring for him to be let out, claiming that he’s made excellent progress.
In fact, it’s entirely possible that Schleier will be released within the year, with absolutely zero public outrage having been stirred up from start to finish — even though by now he’s been repeatedly brought to the attention of the people who hate Lindsey Clancy so much that they want to watch her die.
It’s almost as if the fanatics who want her dead don’t actually care about kids at all, and just jumped on her case because it gave them the opportunity to shit all over women. They certainly twisted the narrative at every opportunity. Women who said they believed that she was in psychosis were accused of “supporting the murders.” It was claimed that Lindsey Clancy wasn’t mentally ill and AT THE SAME TIME claimed that her post partum issues were proof that women should lose the right to vote. Any woman who dared do anything other than howl for blood was painted as a murderous bitch who cheered over the children’s deaths and wanted Lindsey Clancy to go free immediately, even when they specifically said that she should spend the rest of her life in a hospital. We were told — repeatedly — that any parent who murders a child should be executed, and that for them to be found not guilty by reason of insanity would be a travesty of justice.
Well, here’s Matthew Schleier. The travesty has happened, so where’s your outrage? Where’s your claim that, since men are much more likely to suffer from schizophrenia, they should lose the right to vote? And before anyone says “well but no one supported him,” allow me to remind you that millions of men have made Andrew Tate rich.
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New Jersey, the 1970s. A girl is checking a long multiplication problem with a trick called casting out nines. Karen Smith loves it. Math feels like a puzzle.
Then her class switches to base 8. The trick fails. Most students move on. Karen cannot. She keeps at it until she finds that in base 8 you cast out sevens, not nines. She still wants to know why. That question stays with her for years.
In high school she meets modular arithmetic, the tool that explains it, and writes a proof that the method works in any base. On her own she starts imagining a geometry where parallel lines meet at infinity. She does not know mathematicians have studied it for centuries. It is called the projective plane.
A teacher, Mr. Drinfeld, sees what she is doing and opens an extra class for a few seniors. One of the books is number theory. Years later she says, “I loved it. It definitely made me a mathematician.”
At Princeton, her freshman calculus professor is Charles Fefferman, who will win the Fields Medal in 1978. He tells her something she has never considered. She could make mathematics her career.
She graduates in 1987, teaches high school for a year, then learns a math PhD can come with full support. In 1988 she moves to Ann Arbor. Her mentor, Mel Hochster, introduces her to tight closure, a new idea that becomes the center of her work. That fall she meets Finnish mathematician Juha Heinonen. They marry in 1991.
She earns her PhD in 1993. The thesis is published the next year in Inventiones Mathematicae. She goes to Purdue, then MIT, then back to Michigan as a professor. A 20-hour lecture course she gives in Finland in 1996 becomes a textbook in 2000. In 2001, at 35, the American Mathematical Society gives her the Ruth Lyttle Satter Prize and calls her a world leader in tight closure.
She and Juha raise three children, including twins. In October 2007 Juha dies of kidney cancer. The twins are four. Karen is a single mother of three with a research career still in front of her.
She does not quit. The children keep speaking Finnish. Every summer they go to Finland. Every week they bake Finnish rye bread. She keeps teaching, proving theorems, and training students. By 2017 she has written with 32 coauthors and guided 20 students through their PhDs.
In 2019 she is elected to the National Academy of Sciences. In 2021 she is elected to the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. Today she chairs the mathematics department at the University of Michigan.
It started with a trick that stopped working in middle school. She did not accept the failure. She asked why until she had the answer. Then someone told her mathematics could be her life’s work.




































