@Cvbez

i rt stuff i think is funny

Joined August 2013
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Hekaida
@HekidaTMW19h
What's the bookmark on Twitter for anyways?
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no thanks pinterest
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Went to free up space for GTA VI and I already had 261 gigs available
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A tiny blue octopus discovered in the Galápagos, found near Darwin Island
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kim ᯽
@therealkimjOct 27
not every unpleasant interaction is narcissistic abuse sometimes somebody just doesn’t fucking like you
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Bein a fat hoe gotta suck cuz u cant even wear no drip all u can do is get a septum piercing and post cleavage
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😭😭😭
monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 22
Top 4 worst foods
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🌙@C_jp_20h
In 6th grade I got moved next to this girl who called me “irritating” as to why she ain’t wanna sit next to me. Very heartwarming when half the class spoke up and said “how? He doesn’t even talk.” She switched schools after about 2 weeks
M.@blndvntOct 24
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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😂
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The silent part is he used to visit her asshole like a TSA agent
Traeyz ♠️
@TraeyzX10h
Elsa Jean reveals how her former sugar daddy funded her entire life from age 18 including a $10k/month penthouse in Central Park. ​“My OG sugar daddy that I don't speak to anymore, I mean, he has probably given me millions. I'm not joking.” ​“He has carried my life. Paid for my whole entire life.” ​“Whole entire life. That penthouse I had in New York that was in Central Park was him. $10,000 a month.”
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Pop Crave
@PopCrave22h
Heidi Klum continues to tease her Halloween costume.
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Me to the caterpillar in my garage
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Tried to send nudes to my gf and ended up accidently sending this instead
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/* chip */@chiptumorSep 7
man what the fuck goin on man look at this hot ass ball right here man
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next in the series
/* chip */@chiptumorSep 7
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Save Walter White

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DOUBLE00
@PootOnHaOct 26
No diddy but yall think Reggie can suck dick good???
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left during my lunch break
geo 🇲🇽@iknowgeoOct 26
First day at my new job :D
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sbm@latinapolpot14h
4 bottled water and 2 white bread
Daily cravings@amazingtopsOct 27
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