@DCColdCuts

Documenting the best deli options in the district. Highly opinionated about rye bread.

Joined July 2019
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Being an attorney is __________.
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McNeil
@REFLOG1815h
Mood next week when all these political ads finally go away
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Cameron Arcand
@cameron_arcand18h
Of course DC is the latest bedtime
Infodex
@infodexxOct 27
🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State 🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm 🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm 🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm 🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm 🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm 🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm 🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm 🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm 🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm 🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm 🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm 🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm 🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm 🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm 🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm 🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm U.S. average — 11:37 pm Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours). Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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BuffaloRon
@BuffaloRonOct 27
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovOct 26
Millennials have been chasing this high for decades
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Wife Has Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Precise Current Location Of Every Item In Household buff.ly/zO8qlt5

Wife Has Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Precise Current Location Of Every Item In Household

LINDA VISTA, CA—Local wife and mother Jessica Parsons has an incredible superpower: she always knows the exact current location of every single item in her household.

babylonbee.com
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TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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Matthew Adler@mattadler81Oct 26
Based on how hard it is to snag a reservation, I can’t imagine anyone is sleeping on the new Alfie’s in Georgetown, but holy shit is it delicious! One of my fave new restaurants this year. Can’t wait to go back.
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The #WordOfTheDay is ‘emissary.’ ow.ly/Tmkl5100hpN
WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 25, 2026 emissary noun | EM-uh-sair-ee a person sent to represent another person or organization

ALT WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 25, 2026 emissary noun | EM-uh-sair-ee a person sent to represent another person or organization

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The #WordOfTheDay is ‘puissant.’ ow.ly/2jVc5100hg6
WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 24, 2026 puissant adjective | PWISS-unt powerful

ALT WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 24, 2026 puissant adjective | PWISS-unt powerful

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erika@yeeeerikaOct 23
"at least it's friday"
A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

ALT A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

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Kyle Chayka@chaykakOct 23
editors in my draft... am i going to make it
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Matt Lindner@mattlindnerOct 22
Ditka sweater koozies at the Miller Lite tailgate
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Taylor Craig
@TaylorCraigOct 21
Nothing beats the ferry commute in nyc. Nothing.
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Larry Sabato
@LarrySabatoOct 22
Time tunnel to 1930s Germany
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 21
Armed and in uniform, agents from the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors to ask residents about their immigration status whether they're registered to vote. cbsn.ws/4yzObDZ

Federal agents knock on doors to track down possible noncitizen voters ahead of midterms

Armed and in uniform, agents from the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors to ask residents about their immigration status whether they're registered to vote.

cbsnews.com
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 22
BREAKING: JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, & other major banks have reportedly detected unauthorized AI agents operating inside customer accounts.
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Craig Shimala@cshimalaOct 21
Sometimes I take photos first thing in the morning and then forget about them till 9pm at night. Here's three snaps from sunrise earlier today in Chicago.
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Orin Kerr
@OrinKerrOct 20
Some people think that Learned Hand had the perfect name for a judge. But "Learned" was the judge's middle name, not his first name. Hand's real first name was better suited for a lawyer: Billings.
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Keeks 🦋
@DietCoke_EsqOct 21
Got multiple complaints about my “do not disturb” status so I turned that off. Now I leave my phone in a different room to not be disturbed by notifications. Not sure if anyone gained anything here
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