When I was 8 years old there’s no world in which you could convince me that the mini-bar m&m’s weren’t $5,000+
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Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
I dont want to watch something just matrix incept it to me so i will have already watched it please im fkn begging u
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benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright
me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?
benadryl: in a sense
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people are surprised that pete davidson keeps dating famous women but that is simply the reward he received for carrying madame zeroni up the mountain
