Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

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trash jones · Nov 22, 2022 · 3:18 PM UTC

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trash jones@jzux22 Nov 2022

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up? benadryl: in a sense

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Nov 22, 2022 · 1:15 PM UTC

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𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉@mathewrodriguez22 Nov 2022

Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal

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Mook · Nov 22, 2022 · 1:16 AM UTC

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Mook@ConnorMook_22 Nov 2022

*me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast

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charlie · Nov 18, 2022 · 6:17 PM UTC

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charlie@chunkbardey18 Nov 2022

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

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CAPYBARA MAN · Nov 14, 2022 · 9:19 PM UTC

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CAPYBARA MAN@CAPYBARA_MAN14 Nov 2022

“don’t go alone, take this”

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Robert Schultz · Nov 15, 2022 · 12:12 AM UTC

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Robert Schultz@_RobertSchultz15 Nov 2022

people are surprised that pete davidson keeps dating famous women but that is simply the reward he received for carrying madame zeroni up the mountain

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houses cost $400 🦌 · Nov 12, 2022 · 10:18 PM UTC

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houses cost $400 🦌@milantilope12 Nov 2022

Me: So this is called a “meme” and it says “NATO gf Warsaw Pact bf” JFK: What on oyth

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ppigg · Nov 13, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

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ppigg

@s4m31p4n13 Nov 2022

Can I come over and horrify you

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teryn · Nov 8, 2022 · 8:03 PM UTC

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teryn@youngtiddy8 Nov 2022

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me

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Low Poly ⍛ ° · Nov 7, 2022 · 4:27 AM UTC

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Low Poly ⍛ °@lowpolysound7 Nov 2022

drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee 21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one

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tomb · Nov 7, 2022 · 7:03 PM UTC

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tomb@TurmShrub7 Nov 2022

me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing

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