Danny DaMENACE

If my cigarette smoking, Mountain Dew drinking, video game playing, paycheck to paycheck living, never stepped a foot in a gym fat ass can get in shape & lose the weight, so can you. Is it hard? Fuck yeah, it’s a lot of work! But it’s fucking worth it! Or don’t. Up to you.

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Them: “Aren’t you scared you’ll regret not having kids? Me: “Aren’t you scared you’ll regret not becoming a dentist?” Them: “I never wanted to be a dentist!” Me: “Exactly!” #ChildFree 😉

Got a quick round of #DiscGolf in before the sun went down at 5 PM!!

Finally!! Roman puts an end to it with his 6th spear… #WWECrownJewel

Ok the amount of finishers getting spammed is kinda ridiculous at this point… #WWECrownJewel

I want Roman to just smash Sami for 5 minutes then 123 done. #WWECrownJewel

Title belts are always more fun when a heel has them. Except for Sami. He still sucks. #WWECrownJewel

Yeah I’m so confused by that. Maybe she’s just stealing it for a storyline, cause clearly she didn’t win the match.

Wait Tiffany gets the Crown Jewel belt??? Ok that doesn’t make any sense. #WWECrownJewel

WOW!! Tiffany turned heel!! I feel like we knew it was coming but I didn’t think it was gonna be at Crown Jewel. #WWECrownJewel

Whoa that finish did not look very clean… like Liv just fell off the rope or something. #WWECrownJewel

Matt Cardona probably gets a kick outta seeing his wife do his move. #WWECrownJewel

I kinda miss the Secret Hervice though. That was a funny gimmick. #WWECrownJewel

Aight Chelsea. It’s your time to shine. You’re a main eventer. Let’s see it. #WWECrownJewel

Good match though. Gotta give props to Theory for his selling on the finish. The jump into the cutter might’ve been a bit much but still entertaining. #WWECrownJewel

Damn they really gave the tag team titles to Jevon and Penta?? That’s wild!! #WWECrownJewel

Oba sighting!!!! Always weird to see him in a tshirt. #WWECrownJewel

Cody wins. Kinda figured he would. Good match. #WWECrownJewel