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Dan Sebree

@DanSebree

Founder and host of Super Dope Comedy. Host of Ramblin Rambler’s Comedy Show. Co-host of the Interruption Mic. all my homies love Raymond. he/they/raymond

 Columbus, OH
Joined February 2011
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This quarantine is the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.
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I worked really hard today at work. I never want to do that again.
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This app sucks nuts, I can even post a stand up clip without paying
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I’ll have been doing stand up for 10 years in a few days. My goal for the year is to somehow open for @NickSwardson
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Did you know that Michael Jackson was in a Rob Zombie cover band? They were called “The Devil’s Re-He-Ject’s.”
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I know it’s bad, but god damn it if child soldiers aren’t cute.
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Some people call it trauma dumping, I call it reminiscing
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Delta 8 is Christian weed.
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My favorite thing about doing stand up is farting in the sound booth.
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Are the suburbs good or bad? Does it count a gentrification or your gentrifying nature?
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It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.
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Gonna get a tramp stamp that says “I’m with stupid ⬇️”
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No fucking way Trump only weights 215
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My favorite furry is Joe Camel.
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I clap a lot.
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Pretty lucky Jesus last name was Christ, with the whole god thing.
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Panera really stopped an ad that said “why donate old bread when we can sell it for more money???”
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The artist formerly known as Twitter
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RIP Paul Reubens. Gonna go yank it in the movie theatre in your honor.
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I saw a car in the suburbs that had a “don’t tread on me” bumper sticker AND a Union Jack bumper sticker, and I simply cannot wrap my brain around it.
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Oh so it’s fine to dress up as Barbie for the Barbie movie, but I dress up as the grim reaper for Oppenheimer and I’m the asshole?
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