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Dan Sebree

@DanSebree

Founder and host of Super Dope Comedy. Host of Ramblin Rambler’s Comedy Show. Co-host of the Interruption Mic. all my homies love Raymond. he/they/raymond

 Columbus, OH
Joined February 2011
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baber@bakerbakerbaker5 Feb 2023
i cant breath
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Here it is. Blake 182. Watch it. Share it. Like it. Comment. All the other things YouTubers say (I’m gonna start boxing?) youtu.be/2ty5g-8YCn4
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i ain’t going lie. this ain’t it! 💀
Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) profile pictureRobert Griffin III
@RGIII16 Oct 2022
Somebody STOP THIS MAN and his unseasoned Griddy
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You can tell me it’s bad all you want but cleaning my ears with qtips is MY CHOICE
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nathan fielder at tonight’s mets game 💀
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I’m not dissociating, I’m just playing Zone Defense 😎
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Watching Eyes Wide Shut and it’s about to be Pants Wide Open over here! Folks…
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Matt Lieb??@mattlieb15 Sep 2022
You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 new 👏 born 👏 baby 👏 any 👏 thing 👏
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maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you
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Dan Sebree@DanSebree15 Dec 2021
Student Loan Forgiveness for everyone but theatre majors. Sorry, you’re all just so loud.
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jarsh@JarshFarst19 Aug 2022
Walked 3 people from a conversation bc I talked about corn for too long.. oh I'm sorry I thought this was ohio excuse me for knowing about corn and oppressively forcing that knowledge into your brains as well
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sarah@sareeuhh12 Jul 2022
When I say “🐸” it means “kiss me & I’ll turn into a handsome prince please dear god kiss me I’m a human stuck in a frog’s body if I have to eat aNOTHER BUG-”
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Excited to announce I’ve been named the fourth Haim sister.
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“he’s a 10 but he works at valvoline” oh ok so you mean a 12
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When people use “life savings” to mean a substantial amount of money, it means nothing to me. I’ve spent my life savings on a sandwich before.
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The unborn have the worst fan base since twenty one pilots
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Jurassic Park movies are unrealistic because none of the white people in them try to kiss dinosaurs on the mouth.
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Cuba has a lung cancer vaccine.
Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) profile pictureDarren Rovell
@darrenrovell31 May 2022
Four students from Johns Hopkins have invented Tastee Tape, a tape that helps keep your burrito closed. The tape is safe to eat, gluten free and vegan and is colorless* (*Tape dyed blue in picture for visibility purposes)
Image from Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell)
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Gay Bigfoot = Sassquatch
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Dog (Woof)@MikeyBrezz6 May 2022
i go to the auto section at walmart to grunt, sigh heavily, and point at things in a disapproving manner so i can get validation from men
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