Conservative | Christian | 2A | End the Fed |Small Business Owner | Anti-Vax | If there’s no meat it’s just a snack
Minnetrista, MN
Joined September 2023
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DanSplaining retweeted
Your boss gives you a 2% raise and expects gratitude. Meanwhile, your rent, groceries, insurance, and everything else keep climbing.
If your paycheck grows slower than your cost of living, you didn’t get a raise. You just got a smaller pay cut with better marketing.
DanSplaining retweeted
Interesting story I learned today about Islam why they dislike dogs.
At night Muhammed would wait for the Angel Gabriel to visit him. The 1 night, the Angel didn't show, he heard a dog bark. So he assumed it was the dogs fault.
Later when he met the Angel, the Angel told him that he doesn't enter a home with a dog. So Muhammed ordered all the dogs killed.
The reason is, dogs can sense demons and the demon was impersonating the Angel Gabriel.
There's your Islam story of the day.
DanSplaining retweeted
25% of my entire generation got spawn killed my women. Women in the US have killed 60 million babies since Roe v. Wade came about meanwhile the death toll of all of WW2 was 60-80 million. The difference is the men killed enemies and the women killed their children, their own flesh and blood.
DanSplaining retweeted
Unpopular opinion but the only reason that our pets need veterinarians is because they’re vaccinated and eat concentrated chemicals.
If we just completely stopped vaccinating them and feeding them concentrated chemicals they would no longer need veterinarians.
DanSplaining retweeted
The older you get, the more you realize luck is just exposure.
If you sit in the same chair, same routine, talking to same people… nothing new happens.
You have to touch the world to win.
• Talk to strangers
• try a new coffee spot
• post on social
• Start a side hustle
The world rewards motion.
You don’t find opportunity sitting still.
You bump into it.
DanSplaining retweeted
Buy shit from your friends businesses and try and get free shit from strangers.
Not the other way around.
DanSplaining retweeted
Millennials are the most nostalgic generation
They are homesick for a place that doesn't exist because it wasn't a place it was a time
A time with the perfect amount of social media, flip phones, burned CD's, local show and real human connection
DanSplaining retweeted
No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.
Good times…
DanSplaining retweeted
I'm gonna be real. Illegal Mexican's are 100 times more preferable to Legal Islamists
DanSplaining retweeted
If the two old guys in the balcony in the Muppets had sex changes and became jihadists…
DanSplaining retweeted
On behalf of all Christians, I would like to apologize to the world for the crusades…
We should have gone much farther.
