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The sunshine bores the daylights out of me. I tweet about sports (Saints/Pelicans) and Phish a lot. Look for me in the tapers section.

Denver, CO
Joined April 2011
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BonoBeats retweeted
ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town” 1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face 2. The boys getting back in town 3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill 4. When the boys were asking if I was around 5. The guitar solo 6. When that girl was red hot 7. When you and your friends fell up out the place 8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song
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This may be the worst offensive line I've ever laid eyes upon. #Saints
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Congrats to Drew Brees after 6 edibles!
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BonoBeats retweeted
Her: I bet he is thinking about other women. Him: Spain is the better team, will dominate possession and has only allowed 1 goal in the World Cup. But can I really bet against Messi? He’s the GOAT! 🐐
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BonoBeats retweeted
In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year. That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer. FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset. US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records. So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros. Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability. Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business. They will not.
“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”
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But how many Super Bowls has Belgium won???? #WorldCup
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Wemby's fourth quarter disappearances (one shot in final 8:21 of Game 4; just took his first shot of the last 7:52 of Game 5) deserve their own 30 by 30 #NBAFinals
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BonoBeats retweeted
The best Atari game was Pitfall, and it wasn't even close.
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Has there been a worse Shitting of the Bed than Drake Maye tonight? #SuperBowl – at Lakewood, CO
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grand marshal of pygmalion is a higher honor than ROTY anyway
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BonoBeats retweeted
I have two ankles. I only really need one. I am not familiar with the medical options here but the Broncos can DM me
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BonoBeats retweeted
Make the call @SeanPayton.
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What an awful second half by the Broncos. No adjustments, whatsoever, on either side of the ball #NFLPlayoffs – at Edgewater, CO
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Pitch n catch. The Rams are playing pitch n catch against the #Saints defense. – at Edgewater, CO
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I told my five year old that turning back the clocks an hour meant that Game 7 had to be replayed, and the Blue Jays won. He was PISSED. #DaylightSavings #WorldSeries – at Edgewater, CO
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Blue Jays fans right now
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