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Dani G German 👸♠️

@DaniGGerman

Owner and proprietor of Queen of Spades Gardening Tools & More.

 Washington, DC
Joined September 2021
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Calling everything a psyop so that I can feel intellectually superior to regular people who assume that reality is more or less what it appears to be.
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ACAB includes people who police language.
Ⓐnarchosuchus 🏴⚧️🔻 (@Sarcosuchus467) profile pictureⒶnarchosuchus 🏴⚧️🔻@Sarcosuchus467Oct 30
Rest in power is a phrase used for minority groups murdered in persecution, primarily black people. It is not a phrase for white wealthy cishet men.
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"Rest in power" originated in 1980s-2000s graffiti/activist scenes (including Latino examples) and is used more broadly for public figures and deaths beyond primarily Black victims of persecution, including white non-activists. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rest_in_p… slate.com/culture/2019/0… dictionary.com/culture/politi…
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Ex-man Hope I beat Mark Normand to this joke.
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
@disclosetvOct 29
JUST IN - Star Trek and X-Men actor Sir Patrick Stewart has died age 86.
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13% of the population is responsible for more than half of those tweets.
Around Town Memes (@chuckdpete) profile pictureAround Town Memes
@chuckdpeteOct 29
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When you desperately want someone, anyone, to pay attention to you.
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Bottomfeeder vibes.
Chance Spiffy! 🟦⬜🟩 (@ChanceSpif29990) profile pictureChance Spiffy! 🟦⬜🟩@ChanceSpif29990Oct 29
Replying to @DaniGGerman @IncelKulak @Howlingmutant0
Don't know who you are; literally never heard of you, but not sure why you think anyone values your input on anything. Are you a troon? Profile pic's kinda giving off that vibe.
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Peak incel
MattChristmansOverflowingDiaper (@prostatemilk101) profile pictureMattChristmansOverflowingDiaper@prostatemilk101Oct 29
Replying to @dash_eats @KetaMeanGal
Do you or ur cuck "husband" remember the 100 dicks youve sucked, oh and btw how many mens asses have u eaten can ur husband taste it on ur lips
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Such a weird stance. Unprovoked, you call out a guy with a lot of followers. He replies, a very normal thing to do, and you assume he, what? has a chat group that all of us are in awaiting his orders? That he commands us to attack. You showed up in our feeds, dumbass.
Chance Spiffy! 🟦⬜🟩 (@ChanceSpif29990) profile pictureChance Spiffy! 🟦⬜🟩@ChanceSpif29990Oct 29
Replying to @ChanceSpif29990 @Howlingmutant0
I mean, it's pretty sad that you have to have a fucking ARMY of lobotomized surrogates show up on a 300 follower count page to help you prove that you're somehow funny. We know you're good at race-mixing, but that doesn't equate to funny. #TheMoreYouKnow
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Theo Von isn't funny and this was a terrible special but this dude's takedown of it is dumb and weird. If "he's not dressed nice enough" is one of your first critiques, maybe comedy criticism isn't your bag.
DevonTracey (@tracey_the38292) profile pictureDevonTracey
@tracey_the38292Oct 28
Theo Von steals jokes for his disgracefully unfunny new special
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This is such a good idea because nursing homes are basically pre-haunted houses. They could even market the idea. "Meet tomorrow's ghosts today" or something like that.
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We have reached peak cringe
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Devan Costa
@DevanCostaOct 28
I saw Colum live a few months ago and he was incredible
Collie Tyrrell (@columtyrrell) profile pictureCollie Tyrrell
@columtyrrellOct 28
My new special comes out today for free on YouTube. Here’s how to see it: youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4?si=KrQy…
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Damn. He was so good in Tropic Thunder. RIP
Hoops Crave (@HoopsCrave) profile pictureHoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 28
R.Kelly has reportedly passed away.
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Collie Tyrrell
@columtyrrellOct 28
My new special comes out today for free on YouTube. Here’s how to see it: youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4?si=KrQy…
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Yes, we def need to take the power away from the Trump cucks and give it directly to Trump instead. Cut out the middlemen. Democracy will thus be saved.
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) profile pictureSecular Talk ([email protected])
@KyleKulinskiOct 28
It's time to nationalize social media. Zuckerberg and Elon are Trump cucks and they have far too much power. Democracy is being destroyed by Epstein class billionaire perverts.
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Whats the polymarket on a MeToo within the next 6 months?
Plantation Scientist (@plantationdrip) profile picturePlantation Scientist
@plantationdripOct 28
“Look man, it’s a racist joke. The whole concept of that joke is racist. We’re just not about that. We’re about healthcare.”
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what could possibly go wrong?
Mayor Cherelle L. Parker (@PhillyMayor) profile pictureMayor Cherelle L. Parker@PhillyMayorOct 27
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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Just eat 3 hamburgers. Half that thing is gonna wind up in your lap.
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsOct 27
this is the most american thing i've ever seen
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But for real yall, women do dress a little bit like whores at the gym.
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