51. Brother, Uncle, ISFJ. Crossword puzzle doer, eater of Pop-Tarts, friend to cats. I hate egg salad, and I once won a spelling bee. NO MAGAs and NO CRYPTO!!
Westchester County, New York
Joined July 2012
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At least 60% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.
Happy Thursday and happy "National Nut Day." Have some pie, drive safely today, and have a great day.
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#CouldGoBackInTime Iโd spend the day with my parents ๐
If I #CouldGoBackInTime about an hour, I would go to sleep. I always regret missing this game. Tomorrow, I will just regret not getting enough sleep.
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If they #CouldGoBackInTime they'd probably rethink this decision.
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If I #CouldGoBackInTime, I should've been better at cutting bait on the ones that wasted my time and being better to the ones I took for granted.
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If I #CouldGoBackInTime it would be to watch Jesus taking the good dinosaurs to heaven before the asteroid wiped out the wicked ones.
If I #CouldGoBackInTime I would save some of the time in a bottle. The first thing I would do is save every day til eternity passes away just to spend them with you... ๐ถ
*I hope this tweet makes up for my Taylor Swift tweet
If I #CouldGoBackInTime I would have saved more pennies. I don't have many left, and I still always need them.
*This is not mine. I wish it was. So many wheat pennies!
IfI #CouldGoBackInTime I's go back about 90 minutes. Looks like I lost 3 followers. Oh well!
If I #CouldGoBackInTime To last week, I wouldn't have answered a DM that some weird stranger sent me. I was tired and not thinking. I wasted 20 minutes before I discovered that the person was from Nigeria. I was so mad at myself.
If I #CouldGoBackInTime I'd go back to November 5, 1955, just so I could go 30 years into the future.
