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Joined August 2012
I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.
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I don't like it when people say "have a nice day"... i'll have whatever kind of day I want thank you very much
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If your first name is either Jorge, Sergei or Rudolph, you've swan lake dived off of a diving board... wearing a tutu... at least once or twice
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Overthink the good stuff too.
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the air of superiority i feel to those around me when im eating an apple in public is unparalleled
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You’re sliding into her DMs.. I’m sliding into her butthole
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My retweets are obligations not endorsements.
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It's coming!
THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON HIM.
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You can be the person who helped somebody through their darkest days and still become the person they treat like a stranger when their life gets better. Never build your worth around being needed.
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~...When Two Souls Are Meant TO Connect Location Timing —& Circumstances Become Irrelevant 🩵 🤍 They're Drawn TO Each Other Like Magnets —& No Matter How Much They Resist 🤍 🩵 The Universe Aligns Everything IN Their Favor —& IN That Sacred Moment Finally A New #LOVE Is BORN...~
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WARNING: *attaches quickly
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*placing a rose petal by a slain bee Sleep well, friend...Valhalla awaits you.
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I could be your favorite sexy bitch, but I’m not really sexy
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If you have a good heart and a good vibe, I really don't care how funny-looking you are.
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"Please tell me less about what you are thinking".
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General strike and chill?
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Afternoon skies. Clouds didn’t let me down💙🩵🤍
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When I finally learn how to flirt, it’s doomsday for you bitches..
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cabinet caper
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FLORIDA bound! 🥳
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Mistakes were made. But it was last century. We were stupid back then.
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