Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
I don't like it when people say "have a nice day"... i'll have whatever kind of day I want thank you very much
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
If your first name is either Jorge, Sergei or Rudolph, you've swan lake dived off of a diving board... wearing a tutu... at least once or twice
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
You’re sliding into her DMs..
I’m sliding into her butthole
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
~...When
Two Souls
Are
Meant
TO
Connect
Location
Timing
—&
Circumstances
Become
Irrelevant
🩵
🤍
They're
Drawn
TO
Each Other
Like
Magnets
—&
No Matter
How
Much
They
Resist
🤍
🩵
The
Universe
Aligns
Everything
IN
Their
Favor
—&
IN
That
Sacred
Moment
Finally
A New
#LOVE
Is BORN...~
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
*placing a rose petal by a slain bee
Sleep well, friend...Valhalla awaits you.
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
I could be your favorite sexy bitch, but I’m not really sexy
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
If you have a good heart and a good vibe, I really don't care how funny-looking you are.
Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey retweeted
When I finally learn how to flirt, it’s doomsday for you bitches..























