@MonkeysMarch

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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Joined August 2012
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I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted3h
Hey girl are you surprised to see me, or is that how you drew your eyebrows on
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Festus@neledmax15h
Its just my 12x40 coping mechanism called my garden
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One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom2h
My kid, barging into the bathroom: hey mom? Me, sitting on the toilet: may I have some privacy please? My kid: oh sure *walks out, leaving the door open*
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CrazyFeralCatLady@kcobra112h
3 4 Better 🔐 Your 🚪
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Festus@neledmax15h
Spending one of those warm sunny fall days laying in the field and getting lost in staring at the clouds
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Benny Boop💋@Bernadette101976h
Facts. She was Epstein's sloppy seconds. Bought & sold to a guy who wears a diaper.
Eileen Marie Sarah@EileenMarieSar17h
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Lori@Cornjerker78Sep 12
Me: My dad always said “wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first” Genie *deep sigh*: it’s going to be a long day
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde16h
There is something powerfully fucking endearing about being fucking remembered
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Festus@neledmax15h
Could you just smile for me and show me that simply adorable glow
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lisa@Ireland1973Lisa10h
Hello Thursday .
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Kathleen@sweatsntopknots23h
Am I logging out if work today with only five emails in my inbox? Yes, yes I am.
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𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@SpaklingGracias11h
beautiful relationships grow stronger through small gestures
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Lori@Cornjerker78Sep 11
It was when I saw the recipe had “gouge” in it that I decided to order pizza
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Festus@neledmax15h
Woke up the tired old soul that rest doesn't seem to cure again
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Víkrám
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The people who make difficult things look effortless are usually the last to be appreciated. Everyone assumes it really is that easy.
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Festus@neledmax15h
Just sitting in my woods watching the and how he illuminates everything around me
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted21h
Dear small speckle of dirt that won't go in the dust pan..... Fuck you
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☃️SnowBelle☃️@SnowBellesHell2h
you’ve been a bad, bad boy. c’mere. i need to punish you.
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Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤@JustLikeMikee2h
Just bought a six pack of Twitter Crush.
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T@BellahJosie15h
just gonna ‘ope’ my way out of this
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