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I like to talk about enterprise software and BBQing brisket.

SF Bay Area
Joined May 2009
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This Jokic angle is WILD
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You are brainwashed by airline status if you can’t admit Spirit “Go Big” is better than Delta C+ Also it’s half the price
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UC Berkeley undergrad alum, Gary Ruvkun, wins Nobel. Go Bears. @UCBerkeley
BREAKING NEWS The 2024 #NobelPrize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun for the discovery of microRNA and its role in post-transcriptional gene regulation.
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YesLawd. Pull up early on ya boi at Memorial Glade… And when I say early this time, I mean hella early!!! Pit opens at 3:30am, yeah AM. Show is live at 6am, so we on team no sleep, straight from yo night out, right to campus ready to get it in.
There is only one man for the job ... MARSHAWN LYNCH is our guest picker this Saturday for @CalFootball's first EVER GameDay! 🐐
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With @ca_legends_ support we now have a FB program on @CollegeGameDay A donor has pledged a million dollar match and if I get 1000 retweets to this link, me & @CoachRiv2 will donate $10,000 to the campaign. #GoBears🐻 nitter.gq/ca_legends_/status/184…
Thanks to a generous donor inspired by @CollegeGameDay's decision to visit Cal’s campus for the first time in its 36 year history as Cal takes on the Miami Hurricanes, the first million dollars donated to this campaign will be matched 1:1. Give today! spot.fund/p6vh3qst
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THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION was released 30 years ago this week. One of the most popular films ever made, and among the greatest Stephen King adaptations, the making of story has as many secrets aI s a Rita Hayworth poster… 1/51
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This is what an erupting volcano looks like from space. 📽: NASA Johnson
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Only those old enough will know why…
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The Sleeping Lady in Alaska. C/o Jean-Michel Bihorel
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Been watching him at Yeshiva University! Good to see him at the next level!
Ryan Turrell is looking to become the first Orthodox Jew to play in the NBA 👏 He made his G League debut last night 🙌 (via @nbagleague)
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Ryan Turrell is looking to become the first Orthodox Jew to play in the NBA 👏 He made his G League debut last night 🙌 (via @nbagleague)
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We are proud to be the scariest part of Halloween.
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THIS GOT ME CRYING SO BAD 😭😭
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Panthers’ WR Robbie Anderson told reporters today that he now will be going by Robbie as opposed to Robby. “I kinda like how it looks It’s better on paper with the ‘ie’ on the end,” Anderson said. “That’s what it was when I wore No. 3, too.”
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Watch this endless river of bats emerging from this cave This is Cueva de los Murciélagos in Mexico
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