Former human being
Jesus Hands
Joined March 2011
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Pgat fanboys getting ready to watch 95+ cialis commercials, a 5 foot tall Asian drinking from a thermos and 4 golf shots
How do i feel today after c/o 30k?? Blowing my chance at 400-650k guaranteed after hedging?
No energy
No appetite
Knot in stomach
Uncontrollable sweating
Dizzy
Angry
Sad
Pathetic
Confused
Worthless
A moment of panic and i blew it. I can’t even open the apps rn, i just want to disappear. Might go to Central America for a while and surf and take a break from it all. I’m lost rn, the human experience is wild, I’m not built for this
Trolls fee free to give me my lashings nothing you have to say to me is worse than what I’m already saying to myself.
To everyone telling me nice things and positive factual things and encouraging me, i genuinely appreciate you guys. Last night was the first time i cried in idk how long. It just is what it is man
Idk what id do without this girl she loves me no matter what
I’m not a mentally strong person, I’m 35 divorced and by all accounts a loser. Fortunately I’m handsome and have some natural charisma otherwise I would be dead or homeless right now. Was up huge in nfts and doubled down and pissed it all away right when shit tanked. As you know Just cashed out a good looking million dollar ticket for 30k cause i panicked cause of Dallas. I can’t hold a straight thought rn, part of me is so happy cause they 30k is nice to have and im not doing great financially, the other part knows im gonna blow it all away anyways over the next few months. Idk man im at a cross roads i feel like i need a break or just to sack up and be a real man for once. All i know is right bow i want to jump head first into a wood chipper
I need some input from the degenerate gamblers, there’s no way i can cash this thing out gotta see it through. I’m ready to be hurt again
Rahmbo cashes so now that’s 15 legs down 10 to go lol need chiefs ML, cowboys ML, Lions Ml, browns +3 and giants ML that’s next legs smh ready to be hurt again
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I'm always trying to improve my pre-tournament research process for my previews, and spend at least 10 hours per week researching, writing and fine tuning my process for the coming event, usually starting Thursday of the previous week. After working through it a bit, I came up with a new section to add to my pre-tournament previews going forward.
I did it here for next week's WWT Championship. Let me know what you think.
What Has Worked at El Cardonal
To find what wins at El Cardonal, I looked at the Data Golf skill profiles of every top-3 finisher since the event moved here in 2023. Nine players have finished in the top three, and the same themes keep showing up. Six of the nine rate as above-average putters, and six rate as above-average in driving accuracy. Not one of them rates as above-average in driving distance. Approach and around-the-green play helped some players, but neither was required.
Eight of the nine are above average in putting, accuracy, or both, which is why those two skills drive this week's model.
Above-average skills for each top-3 finisher (per Data Golf):
Ben Griffin (2025 winner): Accuracy, Approach, Around the Green, Putting
Austin Eckroat (2024 winner): Accuracy, Approach, Putting
Sami Välimäki (2025 T2): Accuracy, Approach, Putting Matt Kuchar (2023 T2): Accuracy, Around the Green, Putting
Chad Ramey (2025 T2): Around the Green, Putting Carson Young (2024 T2): Accuracy, Approach Erik van Rooyen (2023 winner): Putting
Justin Lower (2024 T2): Accuracy
Camilo Villegas (2023 T2): None
Totals (out of 9): Putting 6, Accuracy 6, Approach 4, Around the Green 3, Distance 0
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President Trump FIRES BACK at a reporter who questioned his health:
“You’re disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell!”
Boom. Roasted.
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Within the next 2 weeks she will complain that people only engage with her content cause of the Tiddys, she will have a mental breakdown and dress like a nun for a month and then back to the Tiddys when she sees the checks are missing a couple zeros
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Within the next 2 weeks she will complain that people only engage with her content cause of the Tiddys, she will have a mental breakdown and dress like a nun for a month and then back to the Tiddys when she sees the checks are missing a couple zeros
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Dear @NoLayingUp: please continue to reference me on your podcasts & send your fans my way. As a former fan, it’s inevitable that I continue turning more of your fans against you by further exposing your hypocrisy - driven by your propaganda talking points & corporate interests that you never seem to address.
While at the same time, opening their minds to thinking differently, as I have - please see the preserved quoted 🧵 below that you referenced in your LIV show where I explained my tweet from 2019 in detail (in 2023). You’ll probably come to understand the concept of the “corrupt media” even better.
For the record: I will not stop, no matter where LIV goes in the future, nor how much you try to “fake laugh” your problems away. I do hope LIV’s current problems & your “oral history” are therapeutic & help reduce your psychiatrist bills - but LIV is only a small part of your problem. TBH I’m a MUCH bigger problem for you. 5 million bots vs me - doesn’t matter - I’ll win because I have something you don’t. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
PS I would be MORE than happy to accept your invite to do the NLU live show at @attproam next year to “defend myself.” No edits - let’s air it ALL out. Don’t worry, I’ll keep it clean like I did with Colt Knost - but bring backup. You’ll need it. 😊⏳
But I gotta be transparent. He reminded me of this tweet I wrote from 2019 to @hendygolf - he found this & sent it intended as a “gotcha” but it’s important to discuss. Here’s the deal: back in 2019 I was as blind to the media propaganda machine as anyone. Since then? (Cont’d) 2/
