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We both got 2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onions but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

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Me listening to the end of “Would You Mind” by @JanetJackson 😌
me listening to her voice messages
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Like turn that shit on after 11pm-4am. It’s booty holes on the tl at 1:30 lunch break smh
U CANT EVEN SCROLL DOWN TWITTER AT THE GAME ‼️💯🔥PUSSY EVERYWHERE
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Women deserve less
Don’t worry I got it…The Lost continues with Rule 1,209
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Never let your female friend know you masturbate
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Replying to @terencecrawford
I wanna see something! Yall wanna see me come back and fight so bad don’t yall? @JaronEnnis would you fight me next if I come outta retirement?
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😂😂😂 what I said I just wanted to see something! We all know what’s happening here.
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I wanna see something! Yall wanna see me come back and fight so bad don’t yall? @JaronEnnis would you fight me next if I come outta retirement?
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zion one nasty ass nigga man
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Smh cuhh need rehab. Money a camera and alcohol gonna take bruh out
Adrien Broner forgot the lyrics to his song while walking out his fighter Bang Williams 😭
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Bro lost to a midget 🤣🤣
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Bro begged him not to talk to his girl. 🤣🤣 This was diabolical
AB got this girls number as her BF was right beside them watching 😭📲
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AB just took a nigga bitch after he begged him not to. Manifested his own downfall. On livestream.
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Back to Back on the road NYE & New Years Day is nasty nasty work
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I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.
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She’s got a point.
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I will never spend 3k on a meal but being around people who do I totally understand. Especially with the door dashers… You’re just delivery. If I’m ordering from Chick-fil-A or from Maestros you didn’t do any extra work.
Michael Porter Jr. says the 20% tipping culture is out of control and you shouldn’t have to tip $600 on a $3,000 meal “If you spending $3,000 on a meal, you shouldn’t have to tip $600, twenty percent” “Uber Eats is another thing. If the Uber Eats order is $250, why are you still tipping 20% when they’re doing the same amount of work as if you ordered a $20 meal. They still just bringing the meal to you” “I would say tipping culture is definitely out of control. But I’m a bad tipper, I ain’t going to lie”
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CHELSEA GREEEEN!!! 😅😅😅 Great match ladies #summerslam
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Nahhhh. Gunther was late af
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