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We both got 2 all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onions but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Joined March 2009
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Replying to @terencecrawford
I wanna see something! Yall wanna see me come back and fight so bad don’t yall? @JaronEnnis would you fight me next if I come outta retirement?
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😂😂😂 what I said I just wanted to see something! We all know what’s happening here.
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I wanna see something! Yall wanna see me come back and fight so bad don’t yall? @JaronEnnis would you fight me next if I come outta retirement?
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I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.
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Backshots sound like Jerry hitting Tom with a frying pan.
Beautiful Sophie Cunningham Sports Illustrated Bikini Photoshoot.😍 #SophieCunningham #WNBA
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Kevin Calabro tells me has decided to step away from Blazers broadcasting and will no longer call games for Portland. The team and its veteran play-by-play man had been in discussions on a new contract, but he called the offers "subprime" and he has decided to move on.
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hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Remember when Shaq said Bol Bol was as good as Wemby
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭first message hey i wanna spit in that butt second message hey baby can i take you out tonight at 10 no bitch u gon spit in my butt
Niggas will say the most sexually explicit shit to you then be like….lets go on a date….well no sir u not finna pull the wool over my eyes n try to fuck me over a $50 meal
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Blake Griffin surprises 2018 WNBA Draft No. 1 pick A'ja Wilson with a video message: "I can't wait to see what you are goin to do in the league. I know you are going to dominate for a long time." He was right about the 4x MVP, 3x DPOY, 3x Champion
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never seen a basketball highlight from her
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Remember when we used to skip class for a nap on the bathroom floor 😂
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Tems is never beating the Nala allegations
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Me going to work next week:
BREAKING: Iran warns President Trump that oil will surge to $200 per barrel if neighbors do not “restrain” US.
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Magic on a Monday? 👀 @MagicCity
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Hawks gotta be the first Pro sports team to have a strip club themed night. Atlanta really different 😂🤣
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When you about to slide in shawty DM's but you see "single mother of 3" in her bio
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When Sugar Ray Leonard got knocked down , got up and won the fight in the same round!
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Bench #6 forever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ALIJAH ARENAS GAME WINNER 🚨
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man is betting his entire life savings of $33,000 on the Seahawks to beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, hoping to win $49,000.
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